Rated: PG Genre: Short Story/Humorous Author: BloodEngel Written: July 7, 2005

In Which Yami Malik Stalks BloodEngel

Summary: The story of a weird dream I once had…Read the Title. Oh no! Bob! I think Yami Malik KILLED Bob! Weeps Yami Malik: Why am I stalking u? BloodEngel: I dun no. Ask you in my dream… Yami Malik: Asks in a whisper and is answered in one as well Oh Yeah! BloodEngel: Well, Why! Yami Malik: Whispers answer BloodEngel: --" I have weird dreams.

Hey Ya! I'm bored and hyper, it's Thursday, July 07, 2005! I had a weird dream…This is how it went…Kinda.

Chapter One: In Which BloodEngel is Bored and Then Eventually Kidnapped!

One day BloodEngel was a very bored authoress. Very Bored. What was she doing? Being bored, you moron! No! No I didn't mean it, come back and read my fic. I'll change what I was doing! …BloodEngel was taking a walk in the park. And by park I mean she was at the Elementary School playground, by walking I mean she was swinging on the swings while laughing idiotically. Her sister shook her head. Her sister's boyfriend shook his head also. "Hey, what are you doing here!" Her sister asked her sister's boyfriend, her sister's boyfriend shrugged, "You never know when BloodEngel's gonna drag you into a fic." Another exact copy of BloodEngel appeared next to her sister's boyfriend, "That's right!" She exclaimed then thought about some random thing, "You guys are actually very important characters in my dream!"

"Awww." They both said.

"But here you're just going to be characters, See Ya!" Then they all disappeared. Well, I guess now we're set with BloodEngel…Let's see what the other main character mentioned in the title is doing.

Yami Malik stared from the bushes at the school, "I will get you," He said, "If it's the last thing I do." Then the psychopathic Yami stood up from where he was crouching in the bushes and put down his coal-coloured binoculars. For no particular reason the background changed to pink with cute red hearts…Eww. But that's not the only thing that changed; Yami Malik's voice became very sweet. "For only you can make my life complete! Ever since the moment I saw you I loved you so. You're so beautiful. I don't know what else I'm supposed to say, I really can't do romance." Then everything went back to normal…Well as normal as things can be in BloodEngel's fics.

"Whee! Hahahahha!" BloodEngel yelled as Yami Malik approached. Then she saw Yami Malik and graced him with an incredibly intelligent, "Hi." That was when Yami Malik stroke! Yes, he had a mini stroke because…Because he just did, all right. "Are you okay?" BloodEngel asked, "You look like your having a stroke."

"That's because he is!" Yami Bakura laughed and grabbed the chain on BloodEngel's swing, making her fly off and fall on her face…Owie. "Hey where'd you pop out of?"

"Come to think of it I don't know. Somewhere with lots of fire and brimstone."

"Wow!" BloodEngel responded, "I'd like to go there!" Yami Bakura nodded, "Yeah, It's so awesome. There's this guy, he's really cool!"

BloodEngel looked very happy for no apparent cause "What's his name? I think I know him!" She exclaimed. "Neh. Satan er something. You know him?"

"Naw, the guy I was thinking of is named Lucifer."

"Oh."

And at that moment Yami Malik stopped having a stroke and looked at BloodEngel talking to Bakura, "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed Luke Skywalker-Style "No one will take her from ME!" BloodEngel and Yami Bakura looked confused. That's because they were. You didn't see that coming now did you? Of course not! Yami Malik, still on a murderous rampage, head-butted Yami Bakura (with hair like that, its gotta hurt!) and took off running with BloodEngel swung over his shoulder. Yami Bakura groaned from pain, stood up and shrugged. Oh well. BloodEngel was always getting kidnapped anyway… Or was that someone else? Mokuba by villains? Him by FanGirls? Yugi by girl scouts? No, that can't be.