Ace: Hey! It's me Ace again! Well! My friend Queen0of0Hearts keeps
nagging me, along with many other people . . . that I should continue this
one fic. . . . . well, umm . . . . I AM!! *cheers are heard in the back
round* BUT!. . . . *cheering stops* It is revised! But still has the
Royal Flush in it!! (a/n: Group of friends, they're in most fanfics) And
I didn't like the title so I changed it.
Yami: So what's wrong with that??
Ace: Well . . . nothing I suppose. You know Yami, you're smart.
Yami: My 3000 year old brain hasn't failed me yet. . . . .
Ace: O__o Rrrright. Anyways. . . . let's get this over with. I don't own YuGiOh.
Yami: Which means she doesn't own me.
Bakura: Or me.
Tea: OR ME!
Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *bashes Tea*
Everyone: Phew!
Ace: So let's get started!!
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Ship of DOOM!
Chappie 1~~~
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Ace: Let's see. . . . . B4.
Queen: You sunk my battleship! I'll send the weasel unit!
Ace: You're taking after the 6oH too much. . . .
Queen: Ace! How will this game prepare us for what's in store for us on the . . . . . *thunder booms/ lightning flashes* SHIP OF DOOM!?!
Ace: I . . . don't know . . . . . seemed appropriate to play it though. Right?
Queen: *droooool*
Ace: -__- Ok then! I'll call the YGO cast. So we can torture them. . . . . . I mean invite them on the pleasant, welcoming, not the last ship they'll ever see cruise.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later on
Ace: Ok. . . . . I have Yugi, Yami, Joey, Ryou, Bakura, you and me.
Queen: Hmmm??? What about Mokuba and Kaiba??
Ace: I'm trying that now. . . . go set up everything, everyone's gonna be here any second. . . . . . .
Door: *ding dong*
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *from the other side of the door*
Yugi: Its okay, it was only the door bell. . . . . . .
Ace: Oh boy. . . . . .
Queen: *opens door* HI!!!! ^.^
Yugi: HI!!!! ^.^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Ace/ Yami: *sweatdrop*
Ace: *dials phone* It's ringing . . . . . why does everyone say that???
Kaiba: Kaiba Corp.
Ace: KAIBA!!!!
Kaiba: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!
Phone: Click. *snicker*
Ace: Soooo, he wants to do this the hard way . . . . . *dials phone*
Mokuba: Hello?
Ace: Mokuba! Wanna go on a cruise??
Mokuba: Hell yah!!
Ace: Ok! You can come and so can your brother. . . . bring Seto at all costs Mokuba. Even if you have to tie him up and drag' im!!
Mokuba: *sweatdrop* Sure.
Ace: Oh and we're meeting at my house today!!
Mokuba: Ok then!! I'm on it!!
Ace: See ya then!!
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Ace: *says to Yami* Is this a staring contest??
Yami: I'm not sure. . . . .
Door: *ding dong*
Ace: *opens door* Hiya Bakura, Ryou. . . . . . Marik and Malik?!??
Bakura: What's wrong with them? Afraid we're gonna raise a lil' of hell??
Ryou: Bakura. . . . .
Ace: O__O
M/M: MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ace: Anyways. . . .
Door: *ding dong*
Ace: *looks and sees no one*
Door: *snickers*
Ace: You stupid piece of shit.
Door: *slams in Ace's face*
Ace: X.X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time has passed if ya haven't noticed.
Ace: *wakes up* Woo. . . . that was awkward.
Queen: Everyone's here, Ace.
Ace: Even Kaiba?? *stars in eyes*
Queen: Yep!
Ace: YAY!! ^.^ This must be a dream. . . . .
Queen: Oh and look who else stopped by. . .
Tea: HI ACE!!!
Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANNA WAKE UP!!! LET ME WAKE UP!!! BY RA!!!!!
Tea: You know I had this dream about my friends liking my friendship speeches because you know in real life. . . . . . .
Ace: SHUD UP ALREADY!!! *bashes Tea*
Tea: X.X
Joey: *holds up sign* 6
Yami: *holds up sign* 9.1
Queen: *holds up sign* Green.
Ace: And that's how it's done. I'm gonna get you for givin me a 6 Joey!!
Joey: A 6???? What wait, it was upside-down. . . . . . .
Ace: *jumps on his back* AH HA HA HA HA!!
Joey: O__O GAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Malik: EVILNESS!! I wanna join!!! *goes up to lamp, knocks it over*
Bakura: What kind of evil is that?? For babies??
Malik: I'm no baby!!
Bakura: Let's burn stuff!!
Malik: YEAH!!!
Ace: *hears this* WHAT???? If you wanna go burn something, go burn down some of those stupid kids in my neighborhood. It would do us ALL a good thing. . . . .
Bakura/ Malik: YAY!!! *goes to burn some kids houses and quads down*
Ace: Well then. . . . . . *evil laughter can be heard outside along with some screaming* . . . . . . with that over and down with, who wants to play murder??
Yugi: ^o^ GAMES?!? YES I LOVE GAMES!! LET'S PLAY!!!
Bakura/ Malik: *come back in, looking very content*
Ace: Well I hope you too are happy.
Malik: Isn't that what you wanted???
Ace: Well did you kill anyone???
Bakura: I ran over some fat kid's leg with a quad!!!
Ace: Oh that must've been Fat fucker. . . I mean Tucker. Its ok, he was annoying anyway.
Yugi: ON WITH THE GAMES!!! *foaming at the mouth*
Ace: Ah yes!! Everyone pick from a hat.
Everyone: *does so*
Ace: Ok! Let the game begin!!!
Everyone: *looks around the room*
Joey: *falls to floor*
Queen: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ace: What is it???
Queen: I know who it is . . . . . *serious look*
Marik: She's bull shitting us . . . . . you saw her before.
Ace: But it's different now. . . . who is it????
Queen: ^___^ Wha??
Ace: *starts strangling Marik* SHE WAS ABOUT TO TELL US!!
Queen: *falls to floor*
Ace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . all well.
Bakura: It was the bakka pharaoh. . . .
Yami: You're saying it was I??
Bakura: Well is there any other pharaoh around here??
Marik: I AM THE NEW PHAROH OF THIS NEW AGE AND I. . . . . .
Ace: Sit down Marik.
Marik: *mumbles, then falls to floor*
Malik: *doesn't seem to notice and then drops to floor*
Bakura: I know it was you!
Yami: Innocent until proven guilty, an ancient concept. . . . .
Ace: Why are you reciting your lines from an episode after *lightning flashes* PEGASUS DIES??
Yami: There are some things in this world that still lie undiscovered.
Ace: Rrrright.
Ryou: *drops to floor*
Bakura: I KNEW IT WAS YOU PHAROH!!! YOU KILLED MY HIKARI AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Yami/ Bakura: *start fighting*
Yugi: Now, now. Punching and kicking is never the answer!!
Everyone: ???
Yugi: Large weapons and bazookas are a lot more effective!!
Everyone: O__o
Yami: Is that you, Aibou??
Yugi: *drops to floor*
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY HIKARI!! *pulls out bazooka ready to shoot it at Bakura*
Bakura: *drops to floor*
Yami: Ooook then.
Ace: *counts how many people there are left* There's only 4 of us left!!
Everyone: *looks around*
Kaiba: So, the less noise the more work can be done.
Ace: There you are Kaiba!! *hugs arm*
Kaiba: GET OFF ME!!
Ace: Ok.
Kaiba: That's it.
Ace: Yeah.
Kaiba: Just like that.
Ace: Yep. ^___^
Kaiba: There's got to be a catch.
Ace: Yep. ^___^
Kaiba: What is it???
Ace: *falls to floor*
Kaiba: Grrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . *then slumps into chair*
Yami: Guess its only you and me, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Yep.
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: I wouldn't "murder" my hikari.
Mokuba: I wouldn't "kill" my brother.
Ace: *pops up mysteriously* Well we're down to the final two, who's it gonna be. Mokuba or Yami. Stay tuned!! Please R&R!! I hope you like the new version, I know I do!! *faints again*
Yami: So what's wrong with that??
Ace: Well . . . nothing I suppose. You know Yami, you're smart.
Yami: My 3000 year old brain hasn't failed me yet. . . . .
Ace: O__o Rrrright. Anyways. . . . let's get this over with. I don't own YuGiOh.
Yami: Which means she doesn't own me.
Bakura: Or me.
Tea: OR ME!
Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *bashes Tea*
Everyone: Phew!
Ace: So let's get started!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ship of DOOM!
Chappie 1~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ace: Let's see. . . . . B4.
Queen: You sunk my battleship! I'll send the weasel unit!
Ace: You're taking after the 6oH too much. . . .
Queen: Ace! How will this game prepare us for what's in store for us on the . . . . . *thunder booms/ lightning flashes* SHIP OF DOOM!?!
Ace: I . . . don't know . . . . . seemed appropriate to play it though. Right?
Queen: *droooool*
Ace: -__- Ok then! I'll call the YGO cast. So we can torture them. . . . . . I mean invite them on the pleasant, welcoming, not the last ship they'll ever see cruise.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later on
Ace: Ok. . . . . I have Yugi, Yami, Joey, Ryou, Bakura, you and me.
Queen: Hmmm??? What about Mokuba and Kaiba??
Ace: I'm trying that now. . . . go set up everything, everyone's gonna be here any second. . . . . . .
Door: *ding dong*
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *from the other side of the door*
Yugi: Its okay, it was only the door bell. . . . . . .
Ace: Oh boy. . . . . .
Queen: *opens door* HI!!!! ^.^
Yugi: HI!!!! ^.^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Ace/ Yami: *sweatdrop*
Ace: *dials phone* It's ringing . . . . . why does everyone say that???
Kaiba: Kaiba Corp.
Ace: KAIBA!!!!
Kaiba: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!
Phone: Click. *snicker*
Ace: Soooo, he wants to do this the hard way . . . . . *dials phone*
Mokuba: Hello?
Ace: Mokuba! Wanna go on a cruise??
Mokuba: Hell yah!!
Ace: Ok! You can come and so can your brother. . . . bring Seto at all costs Mokuba. Even if you have to tie him up and drag' im!!
Mokuba: *sweatdrop* Sure.
Ace: Oh and we're meeting at my house today!!
Mokuba: Ok then!! I'm on it!!
Ace: See ya then!!
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Queen: ^____^
Yugi: ^____^
Ace: *says to Yami* Is this a staring contest??
Yami: I'm not sure. . . . .
Door: *ding dong*
Ace: *opens door* Hiya Bakura, Ryou. . . . . . Marik and Malik?!??
Bakura: What's wrong with them? Afraid we're gonna raise a lil' of hell??
Ryou: Bakura. . . . .
Ace: O__O
M/M: MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ace: Anyways. . . .
Door: *ding dong*
Ace: *looks and sees no one*
Door: *snickers*
Ace: You stupid piece of shit.
Door: *slams in Ace's face*
Ace: X.X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time has passed if ya haven't noticed.
Ace: *wakes up* Woo. . . . that was awkward.
Queen: Everyone's here, Ace.
Ace: Even Kaiba?? *stars in eyes*
Queen: Yep!
Ace: YAY!! ^.^ This must be a dream. . . . .
Queen: Oh and look who else stopped by. . .
Tea: HI ACE!!!
Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANNA WAKE UP!!! LET ME WAKE UP!!! BY RA!!!!!
Tea: You know I had this dream about my friends liking my friendship speeches because you know in real life. . . . . . .
Ace: SHUD UP ALREADY!!! *bashes Tea*
Tea: X.X
Joey: *holds up sign* 6
Yami: *holds up sign* 9.1
Queen: *holds up sign* Green.
Ace: And that's how it's done. I'm gonna get you for givin me a 6 Joey!!
Joey: A 6???? What wait, it was upside-down. . . . . . .
Ace: *jumps on his back* AH HA HA HA HA!!
Joey: O__O GAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Malik: EVILNESS!! I wanna join!!! *goes up to lamp, knocks it over*
Bakura: What kind of evil is that?? For babies??
Malik: I'm no baby!!
Bakura: Let's burn stuff!!
Malik: YEAH!!!
Ace: *hears this* WHAT???? If you wanna go burn something, go burn down some of those stupid kids in my neighborhood. It would do us ALL a good thing. . . . .
Bakura/ Malik: YAY!!! *goes to burn some kids houses and quads down*
Ace: Well then. . . . . . *evil laughter can be heard outside along with some screaming* . . . . . . with that over and down with, who wants to play murder??
Yugi: ^o^ GAMES?!? YES I LOVE GAMES!! LET'S PLAY!!!
Bakura/ Malik: *come back in, looking very content*
Ace: Well I hope you too are happy.
Malik: Isn't that what you wanted???
Ace: Well did you kill anyone???
Bakura: I ran over some fat kid's leg with a quad!!!
Ace: Oh that must've been Fat fucker. . . I mean Tucker. Its ok, he was annoying anyway.
Yugi: ON WITH THE GAMES!!! *foaming at the mouth*
Ace: Ah yes!! Everyone pick from a hat.
Everyone: *does so*
Ace: Ok! Let the game begin!!!
Everyone: *looks around the room*
Joey: *falls to floor*
Queen: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ace: What is it???
Queen: I know who it is . . . . . *serious look*
Marik: She's bull shitting us . . . . . you saw her before.
Ace: But it's different now. . . . who is it????
Queen: ^___^ Wha??
Ace: *starts strangling Marik* SHE WAS ABOUT TO TELL US!!
Queen: *falls to floor*
Ace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . all well.
Bakura: It was the bakka pharaoh. . . .
Yami: You're saying it was I??
Bakura: Well is there any other pharaoh around here??
Marik: I AM THE NEW PHAROH OF THIS NEW AGE AND I. . . . . .
Ace: Sit down Marik.
Marik: *mumbles, then falls to floor*
Malik: *doesn't seem to notice and then drops to floor*
Bakura: I know it was you!
Yami: Innocent until proven guilty, an ancient concept. . . . .
Ace: Why are you reciting your lines from an episode after *lightning flashes* PEGASUS DIES??
Yami: There are some things in this world that still lie undiscovered.
Ace: Rrrright.
Ryou: *drops to floor*
Bakura: I KNEW IT WAS YOU PHAROH!!! YOU KILLED MY HIKARI AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Yami/ Bakura: *start fighting*
Yugi: Now, now. Punching and kicking is never the answer!!
Everyone: ???
Yugi: Large weapons and bazookas are a lot more effective!!
Everyone: O__o
Yami: Is that you, Aibou??
Yugi: *drops to floor*
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY HIKARI!! *pulls out bazooka ready to shoot it at Bakura*
Bakura: *drops to floor*
Yami: Ooook then.
Ace: *counts how many people there are left* There's only 4 of us left!!
Everyone: *looks around*
Kaiba: So, the less noise the more work can be done.
Ace: There you are Kaiba!! *hugs arm*
Kaiba: GET OFF ME!!
Ace: Ok.
Kaiba: That's it.
Ace: Yeah.
Kaiba: Just like that.
Ace: Yep. ^___^
Kaiba: There's got to be a catch.
Ace: Yep. ^___^
Kaiba: What is it???
Ace: *falls to floor*
Kaiba: Grrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . *then slumps into chair*
Yami: Guess its only you and me, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Yep.
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba*
Mokuba: *looks at Yami*
Yami: I wouldn't "murder" my hikari.
Mokuba: I wouldn't "kill" my brother.
Ace: *pops up mysteriously* Well we're down to the final two, who's it gonna be. Mokuba or Yami. Stay tuned!! Please R&R!! I hope you like the new version, I know I do!! *faints again*