Author note: I don't own the characters, the game, or any of the other copywritten stuff, 'kay?
Good. Here's the story, oh and thoughts are in italics.
Stealing Hearts
Yuffie's pov
Yuffie walked through the crowded side walk picking pockets as she went. This was her normal routine. And it went on all day long.
"Stupid girly girls and their stupid girly purses. Why can't they just carry an easy to snatch wallet? They could at least leave them open so I could take somethin' out of 'em," Yuffie kept mentally talking to herself as she walked." And stupid guys who have to wear super baggy jeans! Makin' me reach way down just so I can get thier wallets! I know I'm kinda short but it still isn't easy!"
"Hey watch it!" a strange man with oh so hot and shiny silver hair snapped. Good thing he didn't notice that she had pickd his pocket as she bumped into him...
Riku's pov
"Hmph, stupid girl!"
"Geese man she just bumped into you give her a break," a spikey headed brunette standing next to him said.
"Hmph. Whatever do I have to pay for everything?" Like always.
The boy gave him a puppy dog stare that he just couldn't resist. Of course. Who couldn't resist the puppy look?
"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeee Riku?" the boy whined.
"Fine but you owe me 10 bucks, Sora." Riku fumbled for his wallet"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! That BITCH STOLE MY WALLET! MY WALLET! ME OF ALL PEOPLE!" Said girl had heard him from just ten paces away. And took of running like she was being chased by an axe murderer. A silver haired axe murderer to be specific.
Yuffie's pov
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! How could she get caught, how! HER THE GREAT NINJA YUFFIE! Why of all times did he have to reach for his wallet just ten seconds after I had stole it? Is he freakin psycic or something? She sprinted towards the nearest alley way hopping a chainlink fence and ducking behind a dumpster all of 5 seconds before the psycic silver haired axe murderer came through the alley way.
He looked around. "Damnit I know I saw her go this way! SORA do you see her!"
"No I can't find her! Maybe she went down a different alley?" Platinum boy decided that his friend was right and quickly ran down the street.
Geese it's justa wallet man. I wonder how much cash this guy had? After flipping through it for a few seconds Yuffie knew why. HE HAD OVER 300 IN THERE! Woot! I'm gonna get some icecream today! Go me, go me!
She walked out of the alley whistleing an off key song that nobody(not even her) knew. Maybe I should get some new clothes while I'm at? I've had these things for a few years as it is. And it would be nice to have something new and not just something she could stel off of a clothes line( dangerous stuff that. especially when the clothes lines are like a hundred feet in the air!). Oh and I can get a new knife for incase of emergencys and I could get some shampoo and wash my hair in a bathroom some where and... Her mental planing went on as she walked to the icecream shop that wasn't even a block away form her "house".
Riku's pov
GOD DAMNIT! THAT BITCH GOT AWAY WITH HIS FUCKING WALLET! HOW DARE SHE STEAL FROM ME? ME! THE HEIR TO THE DARKHEART FORTUNE ( a/u: yeah I know I gave Riku a crappy last name. it was all I could think of! and yes he's a spoiled little rich boy what else?)! IF I EVER FIND THAT BITCH AGAIN SHE'S GONNA PAY! Riku continued to mentally scream curses as he and Sora went back to the ice cream store.
"Well look at it this way, Riku. At least now I have to pay for the ice cream." Sora said trying as hard as he could to calm his friend down. He knew Riku was dangerously pissed off and if the girl came back she'd be in for it. But that didn't mean he wanted to listen to it for the next 10 hours.
"Sora unless you want me to tell every one st school about Mr. Snuffly Wuffly I suggest you stop trying to cheer me up. I'm not depressed I AM PISSED THE FUCK OFF!"
Yep Riku was defintely pissed. He only used the Mr. Snuffly Wuffly threat if he meant business. Never the less the threat had the desired affect: it shut Sora up. They continues in silence. Sore could practically feel the hate pouring out of Riku and was half tempted to run away and cry for his mommy when he bumped into somebody.
"Oh shit" Those were the only words that came out of the familiar ebony haired girl's mouth as she backed away from a suddenly even more pissed off Riku.
Yuffie's pov
"Oh shit." That was all she could say. And the really bad thing was she knew she wouldn't be able to get away this time. At least not without the wallet. Damn there went her new clothes. What she wasn't expecting however was that the guy just sighed.
"Look just give me back my wallet and everything that was in it okay? I'll forgive you. Just this once."
Riku's pov
Shit shit shit! Why do I have to be such a softy for hot chicks? " So will you give it back?"
"Hiya my name's Yuffie. Who are you? Are you here to get ice cream too?" Yuffie just said as many random things as she could hoping to destract the 2 guys as she edged towards an alley."My favorite flavor's chocolate, what about you? I also like sprinkles! And-"
"Listen I know you're trying to get away. Just give me back my wallet." The guy sighed. He looked at her for a second and then got an evil smirk on his face that she knew meant trouble." Or you could always do some thing to earn it..."
Yuffie's pov
"OH HELL FUCKING NO! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU, YOU PERVERT!" Yuffie screamed as loud as she could while tons of strangers looked at them. Ha HA HA! My plan is working ! Now I'll just run away and make a clean get away! "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STALKER!" Yuffie screamed as she ran into the crowd of people.
Riku's pov
Riku looked around at all the people who were glaring at him. Yep I'm screwed. He sighed."Looks like I'm not gonna get back my wallet..."
"Yeah man. But you gotta admit she's good."
Sighing once more Riku realized his friend was right. Oh well it was just 500 bucks not likeI couldn't get more frommy parents. But he couldn't help but think that the girl was hot too.
A/U: All right people that's the end of chapter 1. Sorry it's short but please review! (I'm also open to suggestions.)
