Wakka the Girl and a Perverted Poet
Cowritten by ChiAki.
The first chapter is written by Chi.
I dont own KH.
So Sora walked home from school. He stepped in mud and fell on his face.
"shit."
Riku was walking along too. But being the normal stupid RIku he was, reciting sappy poetry and such, he also walked into the puddle, falling not only into the mudd, but also onto Sora.
"I didn't know you were like that!" Sora screamed, crawling out from Riku Who was giving raspy little groans. Sora went to get his books but Riku barked like a dog. This scared sora so he shreiked like a girl and ran away, tripping twice on the way home.
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Kairi was the only semi-normal, semi-insane girl in the Destiny Islands. She ate cat food for dinner and occasionally roasted one of Riku's bone's that he liked to shed like a snake.
Selphie was locked up in a straightjacket from birth. Go figure.
Wakka... was wakka. Normally insane as ever. At least, he was normally insane until one day he accidently hit Tidus in the nuts with his blitzball.
A/n I know that sentence was rough but it's not what youre thinking you sick pervert!
Tidus quickly went home, or as quickly as he could, holding onto... well you know. So as soon as he got it the door he grabbed a knife. Then he went to Wakka's house.
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From that day on, Wakka was a normally insane girl.
That and he made sure he never hit Tidus in the nuts again, as he was afraid of what Tidus would take NEXT.
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I think the reason Riku groaned was because he was wearing a blindfold. He's kinda stupid like that. And he thought... Well no one wants to get into Riku's mind, right?
*********
Well there you have it. I wrote things as they came to mind, hopefully Aki will do the same.
-Chi
Cowritten by ChiAki.
The first chapter is written by Chi.
I dont own KH.
So Sora walked home from school. He stepped in mud and fell on his face.
"shit."
Riku was walking along too. But being the normal stupid RIku he was, reciting sappy poetry and such, he also walked into the puddle, falling not only into the mudd, but also onto Sora.
"I didn't know you were like that!" Sora screamed, crawling out from Riku Who was giving raspy little groans. Sora went to get his books but Riku barked like a dog. This scared sora so he shreiked like a girl and ran away, tripping twice on the way home.
~~~~
Kairi was the only semi-normal, semi-insane girl in the Destiny Islands. She ate cat food for dinner and occasionally roasted one of Riku's bone's that he liked to shed like a snake.
Selphie was locked up in a straightjacket from birth. Go figure.
Wakka... was wakka. Normally insane as ever. At least, he was normally insane until one day he accidently hit Tidus in the nuts with his blitzball.
A/n I know that sentence was rough but it's not what youre thinking you sick pervert!
Tidus quickly went home, or as quickly as he could, holding onto... well you know. So as soon as he got it the door he grabbed a knife. Then he went to Wakka's house.
~~~
From that day on, Wakka was a normally insane girl.
That and he made sure he never hit Tidus in the nuts again, as he was afraid of what Tidus would take NEXT.
~~~
I think the reason Riku groaned was because he was wearing a blindfold. He's kinda stupid like that. And he thought... Well no one wants to get into Riku's mind, right?
*********
Well there you have it. I wrote things as they came to mind, hopefully Aki will do the same.
-Chi