Disclaimer: Aye, if Zelda were mine the couple would be a Malink. Sadly, 'tis not mine. Och. Oy, what's wrong with me today?
I hardly ever see pointless fluff fics in Zelda. So, I made one. Pointless Malink Fluff! Everybody fall over and twitch like worm-infested cheese because of my almighty power! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I Dare You
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"Come on, Mal. I dare you."
"No."
"Please?"
"Not on your life, Link."
"Why not?"
"Do you know how annoying you are?"
"..."
"I don't like that grin. I don't like that grin at all."
"...Pweeeaaaaase?"
"No! Not the chibi eyes! No! I'm not looking!"
"..."
".......Fine."
"Yay!"
"I hope you're happy."
"I am."
"...Link, if you blackmail me, I will personally give you to Ruto as a birthday
present."
"I won't!"
"Don't even try to look innocent."
"I'm cute, you know it. I'm cute, I'll show it!"
"That's an irritating song..."
"Come on, say it, I'm cute!"
"Never! No! Not the eyes! I can't see you!"
"Aww, Maaaaaaal...."
"I can't hear you, either!"
"..."
"Fine, Link, you're cute."
"You know, you're adorable when you're angry. Why are you mad in the first place?"
"Wouldn't you be mad after being dared to kiss Ingo?"
"Just get it over with, Mal..."
"When you dispose of that pictograph box hidden behind your back."
"Humph."
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"Hey, Mal!"
"I kissed him on the cheek. Happy now? Ugh, I need to wash my mouth out."
"Maybe this'll help with the taste."
"...mmph...."
"..."
"Link?"
"You're cute when you're surprised, too."
"Are you drunk?"
"No. I'm allowed to kiss girls, aren't I?"
"Yes..."
"I'm sorry. Are you mad at me?"
"Nope."
"Haha, bet you liked it."
"Hey!"
"I knew it! Come on, say you like me..."
"I don't like you..."
"...Oh."
"I love you."
"...Seriously? Aww, how mushy..."
"That's the only reason I didn't slap you for kissing me out of the blue."
"Hah, that's the Mal I know. The Mal I know and love. Hey, who gave you permission to make yourself comfortable on my lap?"
"I don't need permission, Fairy Boy."
"You've got a point there. Hey, wanna go to that new restuarant in Kakariko for dinner tomorrow?"
"Sure. It's a date."
"Hey, I never said that!"
"Aww, don't you love me anymore?"
"I'm not the only master of chibi eyes...'course I love you."
"Hah, even if you are a handsome Fairy Boy, you're still a chickenhead."
"Hey!"
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Haha, pointless fluff. How I love it. R&R!
-RW