Naruties

Now here is chapter one.

I gotten obsessed with kittens for a while now… so I'm writing this (:

And the OC swears… almost as much as Hidan… so don't get angered by it ;P

And I don't own Naruto…

I looked up lazily at my ceiling in my single apartment bedroom. I let out a tired sigh, and got up to my feet.

(A/N: I'm gonna be descriptive in this paragraph so you know what the character looks like and such)

I trekked into the bathroom to stare at my image in the mirror. For the day, my eyes were blue, I smirked. My eye color alternates to green, blue, and grey throughout the year. My eyes were grey for a few months now, so I'm glad that they finally changed out of that dull look. I ran my fingers through my medium length brown hair, and sighed when they were snagged on a knot. I sighed at my shortness, and attempted to adjust myself from my sleeping state. I gave up and threw on different clothes.

I ended high school last week, though I am 16, I'm officially a graduate from the hell hole that they require every child to attend. My parents rarely ever cared what I did. They were so wrapped up in their own issues, they just wanted me to get good grades and leave once I graduated. And that's why I'm in this fix now, once I graduated, they gave me a check, showed me the apartment I was supposed to move in, and left me there with all my things. Yeah, they love me so much.

I glared at my front door, where a huge amount of noise was coming from since the beginning of the morning. I sighed and stepped towards it, only pausing when I heard scratching and frantic meowing.

"The fuck?" I said aloud as I opened my door and looked down at a random cardboard box on my steps.

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"Kakashi! Kakashi! Kakashi get up! Where are we? Were in a box! And you look like a cat! Believe it!" I popped my eyes open at the frantic looking Naruto, only to widen my eyes as I saw that he WAS a cat.

I attempted to hop on my two feet quickly, but ended up only being able to stay on all fours. I looked down at myself to see that I was a cat too.

"It seems to be that we changed into cats…" Kakashi trailed off. A few other cats marched up to Naruto and I; they all were complaining at once.

"The fuck?" A voice rang from above us. We all paused and looked up at the person in surprise.

"We must have woken her up." Shikamaru said quietly from beside me.

"I need a smoke." Asuma whispered from behind me, I rolled my eyes tiredly.

"Whoever left you here must have known that I love kittens." The stranger sighed; she picked up the box of kittens and lugged it into the apartment.

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I puffed as I set down the cardboard box. I sighed as I stared down into it. My eyes narrowed as I began to count all of them. "1, 2, 3… 7… 10… 11. Holy shit. 11 cat's in one box!" I stared in shock. I huffed tiredly and sat down next to said box.

"Might as well keep them. Not like I have parents here to stop me." I chuckled at my own comment and pulled out a random cat. It happened to be a silver/gray one with a scar on one eye. "Awh. Poor kitty. What happened to you?" I asked sadly as I looked at the scar. "That's just cruel." I muttered. "Well… this name might sound mean but I think I'll call you Scar." I smiled down at the cat as he was placed onto my carpet. He twitched at the name, but stood there with me next to the box.

I pulled out a pure pink cat. "Holy crap! Who dyed you? My gosh! You poor kitties have been mutilated! I am for sure not EVER letting this happen to you guys again!" I cried, snuggling to the pink cat. "I will call you Pinky, and I pinky promise that I won't abuse you like that person." I declared, setting her down next to Scar. She glared at him when she saw the amused smile on his kitty mouth. I reached out and attempted to grab another cat.

I pulled out another cat, this time they had brown hair and was the only one who didn't bother to run away from my hand. I stared into the lazy cat eyes; they stared back at me lazily. It was silent for a moment. "Lazy." I blurted out. "You will be called Lazy." I set him down next to Pinky and continued on. I reached in both hands this time.

I caught both blonds and lifted them both up. One had long fur and was female while the other one had short fur and was a male. I smiled at both of them. "Spikes." I pointed at the male. "And Sunflower." I pointed at the female. I set them both down happily and watched Spikes instantly go to Scar and start meowing.

I grabbed 2 more, and pulled them up. I looked at one that was slightly bigger than the other. "Munchy." I looked at the dark haired and quiet one something jumped off of him and landed on me. "Bugs." I mumbled, setting them down too.

I scooped up 2 more and scared at the second brown and second black one that happened to be in the litter. I noticed the red marks on the brown cats face, but shrugged it off. "Max." I pointed to the male. I looked at the black haired female; she refused to look into my eyes, while a tint of pink was arriving on her face. "You're shy… I should call you Timid." I smiled at her when she turned even redder. I set them both down and grabbed the last 2.

One had bluish-black fur, and the other black fur including some parts that were white. I smelled smoke coming from the blue-black one. "Smokie." I set him down and looked at the other one. He stared into my eyes; I eventually got annoyed by it and set them down. "You're Oreo." I looked away from him and let out a tired sigh.

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"It seems like she got lazy with names when she got to you Sai." Naruto chuckled at the black and white cat. Sai glared at him kitty style, twitching his nose.

"Says you Spikes. I could name a rat better than you." Naruto went to retort when Kakashi silenced him.

"Naruto, calm down. We don't want you to allow yourself to get under control." Kakashi scolded. Naruto clamped his mouth shut.

"Asuma! Get over here with everyone else!" Kakashi called passed Oreo and Spikes, they looked over their shoulders to look at the kittens on the other side of the girl who rescued them. Kakashi noticed her stare and forced himself to not look at her in wonder. The other 7 kittens finally got to their side of the girl and sat down in front of Kakashi.

"Kakashi, what do you want to discuss?" Asuma questioned with Shikamaru beside him, Kakashi let out a sigh.

"What do you guys think we should do?" Kakashi sighed again, defeated. "I don't think were anywhere we really know." He glanced around the living room. "Possibly not our world either." His eyes wandered back to the crowd of kitties. Asuma had a huge grin on his face.

"This place is really sweet. And the 7 of us think we should use the names she gave us for each other. Will that be cool with you?" Asuma asked, attempting to relax slightly. Kakashi sighed in annoyance.

"If you guys wish…" Kakashi looked towards the ground. Asuma sprang up.

"Alright. First things first, everyone say the names she gave you one by one." The 10 nodded in approval and Asuma decided to start. "I'm Smokie." He looked towards Shikamaru.

"…Lazy." He muttered in an annoyed tone, nudging a tired Choji.

"Oh… Munchy. Ahh… now I'm hungry…" He trailed off and sulked away from the other kittens.

"Spikes." Naruto continued.

"Pinky." Sakura regretfully stated.

"Oreo." Oh emotionless Sai…

"Sunflower." That will be Ino!

"Bugs." Take a guess! It's Shino.

"T-Timid." Hinata stuttered.

"Scar." Kakashi of course.

"And last but not least, Max." Kiba smiled.

"Ugh what now!" The kittens jumped at the high pitched voice and looked up to see the girl glaring at the door. She sighed and got up to open the door, all 11 pairs of cat eyes followed her. When she opened the door, she screamed when a giant dog pounced onto her.

"Akamaru!" Kiba yelled, running up to said dog. His head sprang up out of the girls face and barked happily at the kitten. The girl stared in shock.

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I looked at Max in shock as he meowed frantically and ran towards the giant dog that currently had me pinned to the floor. The dog barked happily at him and soon got off of me. I took this chance to look at the dog more clearly.

He looked a lot like Kiba's dog from Naruto. I gawked at him.

"You look a lot like freaking Akamaru from Naruto. The resemblance is so similar I can picture Kiba running in her any minute to get you!" I called to the dog, slowly easing my hand up to him to see if he will accept me. When he pushed my hand up to pet him I did happily. I heard a meow from below me to see Max and Scar at my feet. I smiled down at them and scooped them up.

"Are you guys curious?" I cooed, snuggling them to my face. They meowed in agreement and I smiled.

"Okay. I'll show you guys a little bit of the anime Naruto." I smiled at them as they meowed to the other kittens to follow them. I smirked as the dog followed too.

"You look so much like Akamaru that I'm going to name you that." I declared to the dog, and smiled happily. He barked happily and followed suit to when my TV was. I was just going to play the first episode of Naruto Shippuden and introduce every character that came in.

Little did I know that they were all present in the room at that moment.

Did you guys like it? I hope so!

And I know that I didn't tell the OC's name. It will arrive in the next chapter (: