Regional Science Fair (to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar – which I do not own)
I wrote this at the Regional Science Fair, while waiting forever to have my project judged. The result of boredom.
Regional
Science fair
Effects of Tide
On the clothes you wear
Regional
Science fair
Impact of shampoo
On chem-dyed hair
Oh, tell me what your project is so I'll understand
Why does this experiment deserve to win grand
Why'd you come today, now let me see your foundation
ICP-MS for measuring silver filtration
Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong)
Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong)
I only wanna know
Brita, tap, bottled, Pur
Which leaches silver – now are you sure?
Regional
Science fair
Bacterium
In the fur of bears
Regional
Science fair
Life-span of stars
Inside solar glare….