America was waiting for his turn to present his idea and he was already fidgeting. He was so excited that he started jumping up and down the chair.
Finally after China's done with his talk about purchasing his dog meat, America jumped up and ran towards the announcer thing.
"So Dudes! I just found out that my country has an Ancestry DNA test and I really wanted everyone to try it. Come on please! Do it for a 19 year old. Please!"
England looked at America and after three seconds he screamed, "You bloody git! We all know that I am 100% British."
America looked at him with puppy dog eyes and pleaded, "Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase! Please! Please! Please! With scones on top and an open fire."
England sighed and looked at Germany. He nodded and England sighed, "Fine."
America smiled and jumped happily and took out his phone. He started calling and agreeing. "Uh Huh. Yes. 193 of those stuff please. Uhhh to the U.N building Top Floor. Really? Great! Thank you."
America turned around and smiled. "They will be arriving shortly and we'll get the results next meeting. A month from now and yeah!"
1 month later
"Hello everyone, my name is Mr. Sleeplife and today we'll be looking through all your ancestries," said Mr. Sleeplife as he walked towards the podium. "Today we'll be starting with Arthur Kirkland. Arthur Kirkland is 9.5% Scandinavian, 12% French and German, 1% Iberian and the rest are British and Irish. Wait! The scientist called and it seems that the 12% French was actually 11%. Mr. Kirkland must've kissed someone French about last month."
Everyone turned to look at England and France and all said, "Busted~" England blushed and so did France. They got caught.
Mr. Sleeplife laughed and said, "Next is Yao Wang. He is 25% Chinese-"
"What!?" screamed China.
Mr. Sleeplife coughed and said, "As I was saying, Yao is 25% Chinese, 25% Chinese, 25% Chinese, 24% Chinese and 1% Russian."
Again Everyone looked at China and Russia. "Aiyah! Don't look at me, Aru!"
Mr. Sleeplife just laughed and said, "Anyways, we have Alfred Jones, He is 3% British, 3%Chinese, 3% French, 3% Russian,3% West African, 3% Sub-Saharan African, 3% Iberian..."
After about 1 hour Alfred is done and the next is Matthew Williams, He is..."
After another hour they were done and the next country is Germany, then Italy and Japan and more and more until they were done.
Let's just say that not everyone is 100% their ethnicity.
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