Hi! This is my first story!! Oh, what joy. It's a pointless Spongebob story, so read and review or ELSE...
Once upon a time Spongebob and Patrick became cops and caught their first maniac. It, of course, was Mr. Krabs.
Then Spongebob went to Sandy's house. He was going to tell Sandy that he liked her, but threw up on her head instead. After many long hours of having phone books smashed on his head, Spongebob walked to the Krusty Krab and then he boogied his tail off until dawn. Then Patrick walked in and they boogied until dawn.
The next day Patrick got sick. So he went to the hospital. When he came back he was still sick. So Dr. Sponge put Patrick to sleep.
Spongebob walked past Squidward's house and heard him play his clarinet. Spongebob pulled out a missal launcher and blew Squidward up. Then Spongebob ate himself.
Patrick woke up 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years later right in the middle of an anti-Patrick lover meeting. Then they sacrificed him to the exorcist.
THE END