Magic, the Cartooning

Chapter One: The Find

NOTE: This is my version of that Yu-gi-Oh Ed Edd Eddy crossover, but with different characters, a bigger variety, and Magic the Gathering. If you are a fan of Magic the Gathering that has Planes Walkers and Cartoon Network / Nick Toons / Anime characters colliding in the ultimate fan fest, go ahead! But if you enjoy action packed Yu-Gi-Oh, go to the Ed Edd Eddy Duelist Kingdom fan fiction. Yes, I am promoting that for Yu-Gi-Oh fans.

One day, in an un-named city, three hundred yards below the earth's surface, a small, red haired child sat, using his wrench to tighten a noisy, loose bolt, sitting in a completely immense laboratory. After he could tighten it no more, Dexter (the child's name was) held it above his head (which was less that two feet off the ground) and yelled, "Success! I, Dexter, boy genius, have created the first interdimensional teleportation device! But what kind of test subject would be dumb enough to test such a dangerous invention?" He had a thick Russian accent to go with his stereotypical mad scientist getup. He wore rubber gloves, a white coat (In Extra Small), sleek, black boots, and rounded, wide rimmed glasses. One word could describe the kid… NERD.

Then, he heard the dainty tramping of feet,,, to Dexter's dismay. "Please, let it not be the one I believe it is," Dexter hoped bleakly. Sadly, he heard the words that could kill a horse…

"Ooh, what does this button do?"*****

KABOOOOOMMMM!

His giant robot which Dexter called, Robo-Dexo 2000, lay crumbled and twisted almost agonizingly, only 90 yards from Dexter's position. It was of one of his two arch nemeses, his own sister Dee-Dee! He would be dishearten, if he didn't have more than one. He quickly called his voice activated Computer System, known simply as Computer. "Computer." Dexter ordered, "Please clean up the robot parts and escort Dee-Dee out of my laboratory!" He then continued, "If only there was someone so moronic that their foolish curiosity alone would cause them to be my guinea pigs…" He paused, as the easiest to comprehend idea came into his head, like a light bulb shining above his head. Use Dee-Dee!"

4:00 PM

"Dee-Dee," Dexter told her, drawing kittens and unicorns on his fallen robot's head, "I'd like you to help me with a little experiment I am working on! It requires complete quantum alignment, meaning you must be the you of the present." Dee-Dee stopped drawing the tail of her one horned pony and stared at him, confused.

"You get to push a button," Dexter told her, and then she shrieked with joy, and ran over to the remote control teleporter. Dexter then said to himself, "My, how one dimensional."

Dee-Dee slowly lowered her finger towards the button. Very slowly, actually. INSANELY slowly, to be exact. So slow, a snail would make a trip to Europe from California sooner than Dee-Dee was going to lower the button. In fact… "DEE-DEE WOULD YOU PRESS THE DARN BUTTON ALREADY!" Dexter yelled. Dee-Dee then swiftly jabbed the button with her finger, then faded out, into a new dimension.

6:30

Dexter was busy drinking Major Glory's "As American As" Apple Soda, when Dee-Dee returned, holding boxes filled with cards of all sorts. Dexter was quite bamboozled.

"Cards!" Dexter yelled, angrily, "Cards! You didn't teleport out of this dimension, did you?"

"No, I did!" Dee-Dee retorted, "This is just the physical manifestation of the life force that runs the planes!"

"Who told you that!" Dexter said, shocked.

"The weird lion guy behind me!" Dee-Dee explained, pointing to a humanoid creature with the head of a lion and the body of a well fit solider. He had armor, golden, underneath was a blue tunic, and he was carrying a weird scythe like weapon.

"Hello," the lion man said in a strangely deep voice, "I am Ajane Goldmane, the planes walker of light. Your sister is actually quite intelligent when it comes to the magic of our planes, Dexter."

Dexter could only gasp. He discovered a life form, as strange as anything he ever made, from another dimension, in his lab!

"Tell me everything! What is your atmosphere like! Are you advanced or still kind of primitive! What is the atomic number of Cobalt!" Dexter bombarded Ajane with questions.

Ajane Remained calm and collected, answering the questions. "Before I tell you about the planes of my world, I will answer your questions. Like yours, advanced, and twenty seven. Now, this will sound quite superficial to your world. Our world is made up of multiple planes, each one different dramatically. For each of these planes lies a planes walker, someone exceptional in controlling magic and mana, and the creatures they choose. Some of the planes walkers are intensely evil, named Liliana Vess, Chandra Nalaar, and Sarkhan Vol. Dee-Dee is now my friend, and promises to help me!"

Dexter scoffed and said, "Come now, is that possible? Magic, Mana, Planes? You must be quite delusional!"

Ajane had quite the comeback. "And talking to a lion man from an easily different alternate world doesn't seem delusional?" Dexter took back his words.

Dexter than said, "But I must help!"

Ajane said, "Yes, you may. Tell anyone, from anywhere, about us. No matter how much they refuse, persuade them!"

Dexter said, "By what means?"

Ajane said, "By these means!" And proceeded to conjure up a strange creature through strange white glowing orbs, with a star insignia in the middle of each. It had glowing wings, long hair, and was flying twenty feet off the ground. "This is my Angelic Arbiter," continued Ajane, "the third most powerful creature at my command. You will use your own creatures for yourself as well. Here is a library of things you can conjure up." At that, Ajane proceeded to give him a deck of cards. "Remember, human," Ajane said, as he pressed the button, leaving with Dee-Dee, "Spread the word, and help us…"He was gone.