Hey everybody,
Since this is my first official fanfic on (most of my stuff is on my deviantART page) I figured I'd start with something simple, if a bit risky since it is the "script" format which I hear is a bit criticized on this website.
Of course, I don't really care!
The inspiration for this story just came to me one day while I was watching funny Overwatch fanimations about everybody's favorite terrorist group, Talon. As for why I put these together together in this way, well... I think the better question is "Why not?"
Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy belong to Danny Antonucci and Cartoon Network.
Overwatch belongs to Blizzard.
Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi, Toei Animation, and Nakayoshi.
[Scene opens in the Peach Creek Cul-De-Sac, with the Eds and Mimete standing on Eddy's yard, Sombra parallel to them and Queen Beryl sitting on the front porch, reading Berserk: The Prototype.]
Sombra: [Annoyed] Ay dios! Is this really necessary? Can't we just skip to the good stuff.
Mimete: 'Fraid not, Sombra. You know the deal; you want to be in a fanfic of PsionicsKnight Productions, you have to go through this.
Beryl: [Puts down her manga] Personally, I'm just wonderingwhy you even want to be in one of Psi's fics in the first place.
Sombra: Something's got to pay for computers and bills, alright?
Beryl: [Gives a deadpan look and goes back to reading.]
Double D: Now, don't worry, Ms. Sombra. Some things here might seem odd, but I assure you these "Goodness Lessons" will do wonders for your psychological and ethical health.
Sombra: [Small smirk] You sure about that,chico? I get your a smart one, but how will this be different from all those required sessions I ignore.
Eddy: 'Cause they weren't made by the Everlasting Eds, the kid kings of new ventures!
Double D: [Facepalms]
Mimete: [Rolls her eyes]
Eddy: [Comes up to Sombra, rubbing his thumb and index finger] Course this kind of assistance ain't cheap. 50 cents and we'll let you in on the basic package. Double the amount and you'll get our premium!
Sombra: [Scoffs, then lowers her hand down to rest on Eddy's back shirt] I've got a better idea,hijo. [Grips it hard and pulls Eddy up to look right in her eyes] How about you give me what I need and I don't change records to say Peach Creek is hiding an Overwatch member!
Eddy: [Nervous laughter] Right! What was I thinking; it's our special today! First-time customers get a free trial!
Sombra: Ugh. [rolls her eyes] I can see why you aren't popular with the others. [Drops Eddy]
Mimete: Now then, let's begin. Ed!
Ed: [Runs up next to her] Ready and waiting, Miss Minute Lady!
Mimete: Right. First, get out your gym bag.
Ed: [Takes out his gymbag]
Mimete: Goodness Lesson #1: You see someone drop their bag. [Whispers to Ed] Ed, drop the bag.
Ed: [Casually throws the bag on the ground.]
Mimete: Now, what do you do?
Sombra: [Picks up bag, plugging her nose, and hands it to Ed][Sounding as if her nose is stuffed.] Excuse me, chico, but I believe you dropped your bag.
Ed: [Confused] Doesn't look familiar to me.
Sombra: [So shocked, she unplugs her nose] What? But I just saw you drop it. Here. [Tries to hand it back to him]
Ed: [Shakes his head] No, it's not mine.
Sombra: [Getting annoyed] Itis yours. I'm trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Ed: Return what to who?
Sombra: [Facepalms, then drags her hand down to cover her mouth and show her dead, tired eyes.][Pulls out a school ID of Ed] Aren't you Edward? With one "D"?
Ed: Yep!
Sombra: And this is your ID?
Ed: Yep!
Sombra: I found this ID in this bag. [Motions the bag, before carefully holding the card over the bag's opening] And if that's the case, this must be your bag. [Drops ID in there.]
Ed: [Smiles] That makes sense to me!
Sombra: Then take it. [Hands bag back to Ed.]
Ed: [Frowns] It's not my bag.
Sombra: [Livid] Oh, you take back this bag, or I'll rip your peanut-brain right out of your head! [Suddenly she stops, getting a weird look, before laughing out loud.]
Mimete: [Carrying a remote.] Wrrrrong. Good people don't rip each others' brains out.
Sombra: T-Turn it off!
Mimete: Sorry; Viluy made it so that it specifically last five minutes. [Looks to the Eds] So, guys, want some Jawbreakers from Kevin's? My treat!
Eddy: Jawbreakers?! From ol' Shovel Chin?! Count me in!
Double D: That is very kind of you, Mimete. Thank you.
Ed: [Processes the information for a moment, before smiling broadly and sweating a lot. When Mimete takes a closer look to see if he's alright, he yells] Jawbreakers! [Laughing, he grabs Mimete by the waist and runs off to Kevin's house next door.]
Sombra: Wa-Wait! Haha! You get back here! Hahahaha! I'm not done yet! Hahahahahahaha!
Beryl: [Fascinated] Oh, so that's how Guts was different in the prototype. [Back to normal] Eh... I liked Gambino's history with him better.
And that's that! Let me know if you guys want to see anything like this more. I have an idea for at least one sequel to this, but we'll see if I can do more adventures of Edwatch!
In the meantime, take care and have a great day!