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It was morning. DM was hiding behind a bush, overlooking the Baron's hideout. He took out a case that usually contained arrowheads, but since this is a fanfic of a kids' show, it contained small, but extremely powerful red plunger cups. He then took out a long stick from a bandoleer bag that would normally hold arrow shafts, and attached a plunger cup to one end, effectively creating a small plunger with a long handle. The attachment made a noise, which alerted Stiletto, and the slender crow exited the factory-like building and looked around. DM then fired a plunger, with an unusually large bow. The weapon missed, for Stiletto turned to his right.
DM then fired again, but because his target walked to the left, it only caught the door of the hideout. The mouse agent then fired another plunger. Stilletto bent down to pick up a coin, and the third plunger missed. DM then reached over his left shoulder for another shaft, only to find that he was out of ammo. At this time, Squawkencluck walked up to him. "What's going on here?"
"I appear to be out of arrows, and I can't go over there to take those plungers of the door."
She then noticed the big bow. "This thing's... big."
"It's big enough to hold you-" He suddenly had an idea.
He scooped up the professor, even as Stiletto turned back towards the entrance, only to see the plungers stuck on the door. Realizing that the hideout was under attack, he looked around and saw DM positioning Squawkencluck on the bow, pulling back like an archer loading an arrow. The crow then tried to get a plunger off the door, even as DM took aim, with the professor being in a horizontal position. She was cringing, for she found out, the hard way, the outcome of putting ideas in DM's head. Stiletto managed to pull one plunger after great difficulty, for these have extreme suction. DM then launched Squawkencluck, as Stiletto prepared to hurl the plunger like a javelin. Squawkencluck screamed all the way as she sailed through the air.
She crashed right int Stiletto before he could use the plunger, incapacitating him. She muffled angrily and loudly, for her face was down on his torso, no mean feat considering the crows slight frame. "MMMMFFFFFFMMMMMMFFFFFF MMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFF!" she shouted, "DAAANNNNNGGGGEEERRRRR MMMMOOOOUUUUUSSSSSEEEEEEE!" as she laid an egg.
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