In an airplane in a flight to India, Hanzo feels something weird in his stomach. He gets up from his seat and enters the bathroom. He pulls down his pants and sits down on the toilet.
A regular sized piece of human feces plopped onto the toilet water and some of the toilet water splashes onto Hanzo's ass.
Well, that was fast, Hanzo thought to himself.
Just as he was about to stand up, Hanzo suddenly feels something raging in his stomach. His body starts to turn red and he knows that he's about to churn out a big one.
He has explosive diarrhea.
"RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!" Hanzo shoots out two massive dragon shaped shits so hard and so fast that they go through the floor of the plane with such force that the plane snaps in half and the dragon shaped shits go down to earth causing a massive shit explosion which destroys the whole planet and turns the milky way into the chocolate milky way then creates a new planet called Shitloiletopia where a new population of brown dragons lives in peace and grows.
The end