AN: heeyy guys blease dos is my 1 story dunt flame cuz i am not ahht good but everyone tell me day im a gud writer so FUK 00F if you hate me! becauz i am better than u so i exept you to be jelus

If ur happeh den FUK 00F

disclaimer: i dont own annything exept Goffica Sorrows lulz every1 else belongs to jk rowling and tara gilesbian

XXXXXXXXXX Chapter 1: Some ppl dies XXXXXXXXXXXX (the X's is cuz im streit edge nd it locks cool)

My name is Goffica Sorrow nd im rly hott

1 dey I waz waking in an ally u now dee 1 with luts of storeys that you cn buy stuff in lyk hot topik (BEST STOREY EVER I BUY ALL MY CLOTHES THERE: i was wearing black combat boots, a leather top that looked real slutty but im not a slut SO DERE, and a black mini. I hade white foundation, black eyeliner und lipstick in a goffik colour. My hair was black and was to my hips and it had grey streaks becuz thad looks awesome when you have blak hair and I had RED fishnets so dere) when I saw these SUPER HOTZ GUY that was hot and he was goffik so I fell in love but he had no nose so I had to kill him. (A/N LUV TRAUMAS R ZO HOT DUNT U FINK OTHERWISE I HATE YOU FUKK 00F PREP!1 BTW HE WAZZ HOTT EVEN WIHTOUT A NOUSE)

Den, as I was walking downn the ally I saw EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY!!!!1111 Every1 loved her and every1 looked at her bum and I was sooooo jelos becuz I wish some1 lykd me but dey didn't just cuz I were goffik and as a goffik ppl I hated oder homo sapeins. (a/n vampyrs arnt homo sapeins) Den Ebony DIED nad every1 started crying but den…. ….. ……………..

THEY SAW ME! I waz so happy cuz I cud seee dat every1 waz getting an ejection and though I waz thee houtest gurl ever even hotter than Ebony. Den Draco asked me to go with the ball to him!

ND DATS THE FLUFFHANGER!

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what did u fink tell me !