Today I will be writing a diary entry for Kiba Inuzuka! The Idea goes to The Kazekage of Suna.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Kiba would be my slave ;)
Dear stupid notebook,
Due to my apparent anger management problems, my sister and mother made me write to control my damn emotions. All I have to say to that is: fuck this damn book!
I have enough problems with that blonde headed mess in Team Nine. He's so irritating! If I even mention anything to anybody, they get pissed and threaten to neuter me. I'm sorry, but I wanna keep my nuts so I can keep my clan alive.
Another thing I hate is the fact that I'm scared of my mom and sister. Have you seen them? They PMS more than Sakura around Naruto. A rule I have learned is, never make the women of the Inuzuka household mad, unless you don't want children.
If you ask me, they're the one's who need anger management!
Last but not least, I have an irrational fear of the Aburame Clan. I once had a nightmare that Shino killed me in my sleep. I have never pissed myself so hard! Hinata seems to not mind Shino's bugs. I happen to be a very scared mutt.
That's all I have to say. See you never, dumb journal.
Your Mutt with Human Flesh,
Kiba
Hana: Kiba just doesn't know that he is so dead for bashing me.