Stu Pickles followed his sister-in-law Charlotte into her bedroom. They sat down on the ornate pink bed.
"Stu, the reason I needed to talk to you is that…Drew and I really aren't getting along as a couple," said Charlotte.
"Oh no," said Stu. "Have you been fighting?"
"No, it's not that," said Charlotte. "Drew just doesn't find me attractive anymore."
"Really? I can't imagine why, I mean I have to admit that you're one of my most attractive family friends," said Stu. "I mean, no disrespect to Didi, who I love very much."
"Thank you," said Charlotte. "Of course, I had a boob job last year, and I've gotten so much lipo over the years, and I'm not even a natural blonde, but…"
"Reallly? Are you a brunette?" asked Stu.
"Redhead, actually," said Charlotte. "My first boss recommended that I dye my hair blonde in order to get promotions since Merge Corp male executives prefer blondes.
Stu became uncomfortable as he started to imagine Charlotte as a redhead, picturing a much more attractive version of Didi.
"You know, I dye my hair too," said Stu.
"Duh," said Charlotte. "But we're getting off topic. The point is, Drew and I haven't had sex in almost a year, and I want you to invent a toy which will bring us back together."
"Gee, I never expected to invent those kind of toys," said Stu.
"If you do, I will be sure to make you a very wealthy man," said Charlotte. "I have business connections to some of the most successful toy entrepreneurs in the world."
"Really? Why didn't you tell me that before?" asked Stu. "You know how much I've been struggling."
"You never asked," said Charlotte.
"Well, I have to say I'm relieved," said Stu. "I thought you called me over here to have an affair."
"Um," said Charlotte. "I have to admit, you look so much like Drew that it has been on my mind lately. Maybe we could just once. Drew doesn't come home for another hour so I'm sure we'll be fine."
"Okay," said Stu, and they both got undressed and hopped into bed together.
"Well, I have to admit, that was the best sex I've had all week," said Charlotte.
"Wait, I thought you said you hadn't done it in a year," said Stu.
"Yeah, with Drew," said Charlotte. "Jonathan and I have been doing it since Angelica was a baby."
"Wait, where's Angelica?" asked Stu.
Suddenly, the door creaked open and Angelica walked inside to see Stu and Charlotte in bed together.
"Mommy, what are you doing with Uncle Stu?" asked Angelica.