Hey guys! I know I said I would start Father Percy in July, but I just couldn't wait. The only problem is, I'm really scared that this won't be as funny as Mother Thalia or Father Nico. So if you guys can help – tell me if it's OOC, or if it isn't funny, or if it just sucks in general. Any help whatsoever would be so incredibly appreciated. Thank you so much!

And I do not own PJO.

Perseus Jackson was not hiding. He did not hide. He was just…in Annabeth's cabin…underneath her bed…not hiding.

"Hey guys." He heard the tired voice of his girlfriend entering the cabin. "I haven't seen Percy all day."

Someone mumbled something, but Percy couldn't hear.

Annabeth moved over to her bed, and Percy could see her feet. "Yeah, I think Thalia and Nico are looking for him. Well, actually, they're trying their best not to look for him."

What the Hades did that mean?

Someone said something, and the cabin erupted into laughter. Annabeth sat down on her bed, and her legs swung out from underneath her.

Very, very slowly, Percy reached out and poked her ankle.

Nothing happened.

He reached out again, when someone shrieked. He yanked his hand back underneath the safety of the bed.

"Um, Annabeth, I may have found Percy." One of Athena's sons spoke up.

"Where?" Annabeth asked.

The kid must have pointed, because Annabeth cautiously lowered herself down, and peered under her bed. "Percy Jackson! What are you doing?"

"Shh!" Percy hissed. He waited until he was certain no one had heard Annabeth's outburst before leaning forward. "I'm not hiding."

Annabeth sighed. "Percy! Chiron has been looking for you all day."

"Will you walk me to the Big House?" Percy pleaded.

Annabeth sighed. "Fine."

Percy silently cheered and crawled out of the cramped position he had been in for most of the day.

All the Athena campers stared at him, slightly horrified.

"Percy," Malcolm coughed. "How long were you planning on staying underneath Annabeth's bed?"

Percy paused. "Uh – I didn't really think that far ahead."

"Come on, Seaweed Brain." Annabeth snapped. "Dinner's going to be soon and I'm not going to be late because I was walking you to the Big House."

Percy jogged after her.

They made it to the Big House relatively quickly, and Annabeth pecked Percy on the cheek before heading to the dining pavilion.

Percy glanced left and right before hesitantly knocking on the door. Privately, he was praying that his cousins, Nico and Thalia wouldn't find him. They had turned completely insane overnight. Both of them were in cahoots with each other in a campaign to make Percy lose it. He just knew there was a secret conspiracy going on. It was probably called DPTTBOI, or Drive Percy To The Brink Of Insanity. See, Thalia and Nico suddenly seemed to have gained mind-reading abilities. They both knew EVERYTHING. It was super embarrassing. Nico kept telling him he made a good cat, and Thalia kept telling him that he should follow his dreams and become a famous singer.

The door swung open, and Percy took a step back. Instead of Chiron, someone else was waiting for him.

"Hi, Dad."