(AN: I hope that this does better than my Erthbound fanfic... As you can see my speling has much emproved! :D But it dosent matter 'cus my parents tell me dat Spellng doenst mattr too much! :D)
CHAPTER ONE! AN NEW BROTHUR!
Hai my name is Aan'gus Supremus Ashleigh Ivory Fabulosus Deus Ansem Flynn! Mai brothers' name is Ferb and mai stepbrothers nam is Phineas. I AM Twilve years old like Phineas and Furb. I am just as smart as my borther and stepbrother, but am liek a millin time hotter! :D Even mi steosister's frends think i'm hawt! :D I have like HUGE mussles and a 15 foot "thing", if ya know wat I mean... ;) My skin is perfect and so are my eyes and heir. I am a shapeshifter and can breate fire becase of an experimnt that went ary. I also have tellicenetic powers and can summon objects from anywhere in the multiveerse.
So now me an my brother and step brother were goin 2 Isabella and the Fierside Girls clubhouse, when suddenly a GIANT ROBOT attacked! :O Sudddenly, Phineas and Ferb pulld like GIANT MISSLES from their back pockets! And they threw them at the robot! :D
The robot bell down 2 the groudn and it suddenly exploded! But then it got back up again! :O I then took my pants off and wacked the giant thing with my pingas! :D And then it exploded! :D And this time it was gone for good!
I went over to eat the remains of the robot, but then I saw that Isabella and the Fireside Girls were being attacked by red-cloaked ninjas! :O I pulled out my explosive chainsaw from my back pocket and threw it at the ninjas! They exploded into red and pink dust! :D
The fireside girls thanked me for saving them, and then Isabella took me to her house!
"I didn't know Phineas and Ferb had another brother1" she said when we wer iside her house. "Yep, they did! I was just living in France with my cosins, so that the Great Abomination Hawt Giygas would not find me."
"Cool! :D So, wanna make out?" Isabella asked me. "SURE!" i said, and we took our clothes off. Isabella marvelled at my dik 4 like 2 hours before she took her clothes off. Her giant breasts bounched maginficently as her bra came off. She was like a DDD cup, even though she was my age! :D
So Isabella and I touched eachother as we frenched magnificently! Then Isabella lied down and pointed to her gorgous pissy. "What would U have me do?" I ASked her "Stickit in" she replied and we did it hard.
It was maybe 5 days later when we stopped. We put our clothes back on and I teleported back home. Candace was there, and she tried to bist Phineas and Ferb for summoning teh deamons of hell, but she failed as usual. Phineas and ferb learned how to summon the daemons of hell from me, as it was something I had learned in Paris.
(AN: Ok, i no thant this was a bit of a climsy beginning but dat's ok, rite! It getts better (and funnier! :D) as it goes on. Just give it a chance, ok?)
