Good morning, good evening or good afternoon. Depending on when you deign to read this piece of literature. My name is Janet Thyme and unfortunately for me, I can hear inanimate objects(Don't ask how. It was a very messy experiment and I do not wish to remember the details). Now, this story is not about me. Not at all. In fact, the only reason I am mentioned here is that someone needs to explain what on earth is going on and I'm certainly not about to let Gertrude do it.
Gertrude is my bed, by the way.
But, this story is about the ever famous Harry Potter and his adventures. What makes it different is it's from the point of view of inanimate objects that were at the scenes of his daring acts, or other such related incidents. Further within the pages, you will discover that objects are a very caustic lot and tend to complain a lot of the time. But, if you wish to read, I have no business stopping you.
Have fun,
Janet