"Gai-Sensei!"
Maito Gai turned at the sound of Lee's voice, and smiled. "Hey, Lee!"
Lee came to a stop in front of him, and looked up, straight into his eyes. In a very solemn tone, he said "Sensei, Kakashi-Sensei wants to have a fight of rock, paper, scissors with you."
"Well, Lee, I guess I have to oblige him."
Lee ran off to go get Kakashi, leaving Gai behind. Gai scratched his head, then looked up at the sky. After a moment, he let out a yell.
"I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, KAKASHI! HELL YEAH!"
Approximately 10 Minutes Later, In The Training Area Lee and Naruto sat on a bench, watching the two men. Gai had an extremely serious look on his face. "LEE!" He yelled. "DON"T TRY THIS AT HOME!"Naruto fell off of the bench, tears rolling down his face. Lee simply nodded to his sensei.
Gai turned to Kakashi, "If I lose, I will hop around the village on one foot for a hundred laps!"
"Oh, God. Why does he do this?" Naruto thought aloud.
"Gai-Sensei considers it training," Lee replied.
"TRAINING? Sounds more like torture."
Kakashi cleared his throat, then spoke. "Alright, Gai, here we go. Rock!"
"Paper!"
"SCISSORS!" They both yelled in perfect unison.
Gai had scissors, while Kikashi had rock.
"NOOOO! Gai-Sensei lost!" Lee cried unhappily.
Naruto gave him a wtf look. "It's just a game of rock, paper, scissors, for cryin' out loud…"
10 Minutes Later…"I can't believe Lee decided to join Gai in his extreme weirdness. It's like he's Gai's son or something." Naruto said to Kakashi.
"Yeah, well, that's Gai and Lee for ya. Anyways, I'm gonna go. See you tomorrow, Naruto."
Naruto looked down at Gai and Lee, only to see Gai trip, with Lee panicking as a result. Naruto almost fell off the wall laughing.
The End