Summary: When Melanie comes back to visit her and Freddie start dating. But is Sam jealous? What happens when Sam and Melanie switch places. Read to find out!

This is my first fan-fiction. Please review!

Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly Sam and Freddie would be dating so sadly I don't. :(

Ch. 1 - Surprise Call

Sam's POV

"Ugh! Why does she have to come?" I said. Carly and I just got back from Groovy Smoothie.

*Flashback*

While we were there, my phone rings. The caller ID said unknown number. When I picked up and a peppy voice answers.

"Hello?"

"Hey Sam!"

"Melanie?"

"Yup, Guess what?"

"What?"

"I called mom and she's letting me come down for a visit! Isn't that awesome!"

Pause...

"Sam, you still there? Do we have a bad connection?"

"Yeah sorry, thats great that your visiting. Where are you calling from?"

"The airport I'm flying out tonight!"

"Wow. Okay, great, bye."

She started to say something else but I hung up.

*Flashback ends*

"C'mon Melanie's so sweet. Do we have to go through this every time she comes to visit? Why do you hate her so much?"

"Because nice nauseates me it took me years to get use to you remember? We've gone over this. Anyway she's better than me at everything, and she has cleaner hair."

"Your hair could look like that if you washed it every once and a while."

"Yeah that's gonna happen."

All my life I've been compared to her and she always beats me out. The only reason I got to do beauty pageants is that when we were little she "fell" down the stairs and broke her leg and arm. Thank goodness she didn't remember that I pushed her.

"It's not going to be that bad when she comes."

"Yes it will! And once Freddie realizes that Melanie actually exists. She'll ask him out and that would be really awkward."

Ever since we kissed, secretly I started liking him. But nobody, NOBODY in the history of the world knew that.

"How do you know that Melanie will ask Freddie out?"

"Because I know my sister and anyone that shows interest in her she'll ask out."

"Oh c'mon when has that ever happened."

"A couple of years ago when she was visiting we were at Groovy Smoothie, it was the first time she that she ever was there. She was obsessing over how cute the place was and how she loved how they did the color scheme or whatever. Anyway some guy was looking at her weird because she was almost yelling. For some strange reason she thought he was flirting with her so she goes up to him and asks him out."

"What did he say?"

"Yes, for some odd reason."

"Oh, well that's only one time."

"There have been way more but we don't have enough time in the world for me to tell you every time she asked a guy out."

"But even if that happened, it would be cute."

"Yeah, so cute."

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