(Story starts at the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Look at this, Karen. Profits have been going down since the Chum Bucket opened. Why won't I get any customers?

Karen: Probably because your food is tastes more horrible than your ego.

Plankton (sarcasticaly): Thank you for the "pep talk", computer wife. But this is serious. I fear that if I don't get any customers by the end of the year, let's see, carry the 1, (mumbling) I'l be forced to shut down and wait till I die without my integrity or dignity.

(Plankton falls on a flyer)

Plankton: Ouch! What the heck is this? "Pursue your lifelong ambitions. Sign up for Adult Education Classes. Maximum wage." OF COURSE, THIS IS THE ANSWER.

Karen: You're going to enrol in adult education classes and get paid for doing so?

Plankton: No! This flyer just gave me an idea. I have decided to convert the Chum Bucket into a school. A school of... EVILLLLL! (evil laugh)

French Narrator: 4 weeks later

Plankton: Step right up, evil doers. Come sign up for classes at The Chum Bucket School of... EVILLLLL!. Tuition is $999.99 (plus TAX). You there, Sir. Would you like to enrol in my school of... EVILLLLL?

Passer-by: Hmmm. School of evil, eh? Do I get any health benefits?

Plankton: Neptune, no.

(Passer-by moans and walks away.)

Plankton: Hey, sir. Care to enrol here?

Passer-by 2: But I'm the happiest person in all of Bikini Bottom. I love to bring sunshine, happiness, love, togetherne-

Plankton: Shut up, shut up, shut up! You're reminding me of an idiot I know.

(Passer-by 2 leaves)

Plankton: This is hopeless, how am I ever gonna get new students into my school of... EVILLLLL?

Teacher: OK, kids. You all wait right here while I go spend all my life savings at the Krusty Krab.

Plankton: Of course. The kids. Hey, kids. Over here. How would you all like to come to my school of... EVILLLLL!

Fat kid: Will we get candy?

(Plankton pauses)

Plankton: Sure.

(The kids ran towards Plankton, inadvertently squishing him)

Plankton: Ouch! Not the face!

(Plankton gets up)

Plankton: Finally. I now have students who will learn how to become more... EVILLLLL! (evil laugh)