The Adventures of Alexa & Dwight

Author's Note: So, the other day, I messaged my beta, D. H. Spy so she could beta something for me, and… SHE WAS GONE! And she is always there. So, in her absence, I wrote this, which I suppose is like a script or conversation between me (Alexa) and Dwight, one of the many awesome characters from CP Coulter's "Dalton", which you should go and read if you haven't already.

There will be around 3 parts.

Disclaimer: I don't own Dwight, he belongs to CP Coulter, I kinda own Alexa, because, well, she is me and I think my beta owns herself…

Part 1

Alexa: Dwight! Dwight! We have to save D. H.!
(enter Dwight)
Dwight: OK, I'll get my holy water sprayer and grab some rock salt and let's get going.
Alexa: OK, but keep the rock salt away from Blaine's face.
Dwight: (looks confused) OK, then...
Alexa: To England!
Dwight: W-w-wait, we're going to England? But I haven't even got the correct defense mechanisms against the English spirits! (pulls on extra medallion) OK, TO ENGLAND!

(in England)
Alexa: No, Dwight, the door is here, that's a trampoline.
(enter Jeff – Jeff is D. H.'s dog)
Dwight: Ohmigod, DEMON DOG! (Starts spraying holy water at Jeff.) Quick, to the salt circle! (grabs Alexa's hand and pulls Alexa onto the trampoline)
Alexa: That's just her dog.
Dwight: HELP ME SPREAD THE SALT! (hands Alexa handful of rock salt and begins to draw a circle around the edge of the trampoline with it)
Alexa: Dwight, come on! We must save D. H.!
Dwight: Oh yeah...
Alexa: JEFF! AS YOUR OVERLORD I COMMAND YOU TO FALL ASLEEP!
(Jeff falls asleep)
Dwight: (shocked) We need to hang out more.
Alexa: Too right. (drags Dwight to the door)

Dwight: Now, how do we get in? If I can shimmy up that drain pipe then we can get on the roof and-
Alexa: Or we can ring the doorbell.
Dwight: You make this mission so boring. (throws salt onto welcome mat for good measure)

(stands there for a minute, no one answers. Dwight begins to water the plants with his holy water)
Alexa: Maybe they went out... (tries door) Dwight, it's open.
(opens door)
Alexa: Dwight? Dwight! No, it's just a shed! (pulls Dwight into house)
Dwight: It's dark in here. (whips out torch)
Alexa: (switches light switch on)
Dwight: (switches off torch) You're no fun.
Alexa: I think they're out...
Dwight: What if the evil English spirits got them? What if there's a secret chamber under the house, and- (looks at tap and starts speaking Parseltongue)
Alexa: I'm fairly sure that's just a tap.
Dwight: As I said, you're no fun.
Alexa: Hey look... (looks at fridge) There's a message.
Dwight: (reads off fridge) HELP CA? What's "help ca"?
Alexa: I don't know... But maybe it was supposed to say "help me".
Dwight: I don't like this place. What's that noise?
Alexa: It's just Jeff.
Dwight: No... THAT noise...?

Alexa: Oh...
Dwight: Run?
Alexa: Run.
(they run)

DUN DUN DUN!

I hope this makes sense… it has been beta-d, but then I used the "Replace" button to change where I'd written "Me" to "Alexa". So it then changed EVERYTHING that contained "me" to "Alexa"… so "some" became "soAlexa" and "medallion" became "Alexadallion" (personal favourite). So, if there's any errors, my apologies…

The bit about me being Jeff's overlord… whenever me and my friend Lily go over to D.H.'s house, we have an argument over who is his overlord. Yeah, we're normal… :D