The bitch slap heard around the world.
Chi chi and Goku slept together one cold night.
"Chi chi, wake up." Said Goku "I'm feeling kinda frisky." He put his cold hands on her back.
"aaaahhh!" Said Chi chi now wide awake.
"what's wrong with you Goku!" asked Chi chi rubbing her eyes. "Leave me alone I'm not in the mood."
"Why is that my wittle little woman." Goku said excitedly.
"It's my time of the month." Chi chi said matter of factly. She turned around fluffed her pillow and lay down back to sleep.
Goku couldn't take no for an answer so his hands crawled teasingly under the covers. "what's this?"
"Leave me alone you moron." Said chi chi
But no Goku couldn't leave it alone. He said quite happily as though discovering a great treasure. "if I pull the string, will I get a surprise?
Gokuuuuuu! *S L A P*