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CHAPTER ONE: Usual Friday Night Out

June 25,2010

"GilGil wait up!" the Spanish man, who had green eyes and a messy brown hair, shouted while running towards the albino. The albino turned around, he had a mixture of white and silver hair, bright red eyes and a pale complexion. "What is it Antonio?" the albino asked. "Today is Friday ! It's Friday 'hang out' day si?" Antonio asked cheerfully. "Oh!... I almost forgot... is Francis coming?"." Of course I will mon ami! Today is your turn to treat us some drinks!" a long blond haired man with blue eyes who had a very strong French accent answered, clinging to Gilbert. "W-was?" Gilbert said shocked by the sudden appearance of the said French guy. "looks like GilGil forgot si?" Antonio said chuckling."Oui" Francis agreed. " Pfft... of course not! How can the AWESOME me forget that! I was just bluffing. Kesese"." Whatever you say mon ami, anyway off we go!"

The 'bad touch trio', that's the nickname they called themselves, went to their favorite bar like any typical Friday night. Like any typical Friday night they would always play the game 'last man standing', it was invented by Gilbert. The rules are simple, just drink as many beer as you can and whoever gets drunk first would pay for their next 'Friday night out'. Apparently Gilbert lost last Friday for the very FIRST time.

"Another beer down!" Gilbert exclaimed " Keep them coming!". " Looks like mon cher Gilbert doesn't want to loose this time oui?"."Duh! How can the AWESOME me loose? Ha! I'll win as always Kesese!" Gilbert replied as he drank another beer. "Hey Antonio give up already? Can't defeat the AWESOME me ja?". " No, no -hic- I'm not -hic- yet drunk! Oh Romanito what are you doing here? -hic" Antonio said (obviously drunk). "Mon cher I'm not your Romanito" Francis said hugging the drunk Spaniard anyway. "Oi! One more round! Kesese" Gilbert shouted as the 'badtouch trio' made themselves drunk.

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Ludwig was busy studying, as usual, when he heard his dogs barking. Followed by a knock at his door, Ludwig set aside what he was doing as he went downstairs, expecting to see his brother in a drunk state. As he opened the door he said "Bruder you're late a-" his sentence was cut off when he saw not his brother but rather an Italian who had brown hair and brown eyes. It was Feliciano ,Ludwig's friend. "Ve~ Ludwig!" Feliciano said hugging the German. " I came to stay tonight, is it fine with you ve?" J-ja. It's fine" Ludwig let Feliciano in the house taking a glance at the street, looking for any sign of his brother. " is there anything wrong?" Feliciano asked, concern in his eyes. "Nein" Ludwig replied taking a last peek before closing the door.

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"So how is your -hic- little child mon ami?". "Was? What -hic- child? Hey bring mein beir! -hic-"Gilbert asked looking very drunk, well if you compare him with Antonio... he looks pretty normal. "Ludwig mon cher, he is your little child oui?" Francis said trying to stop Antonio from doing anything horrible. "Ah! Of of course mein Ludwig is doing AWESOME -hic- 'cuz I'm thre one taking care of him Kese". "-hic- My Roma-hic-nito is also -hic- doing fine, he is very adorable! -hic-" Antonio budged in. "Romanito~" Antonio suddenly mumbled hugging Gilbert. "O-oi! I'm not your -hic- freaking 'Romanito' bastard!". "Let me join the fun~" Francis coed hugging the albino too. "Argh! You guys ought to buy me more beer!" Gilbert struggled to push the two drunk man hugging him. "One more round!"

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"Doitsu? Is everything alright?" Feliciano asked Ludwig, who has been staring at the gate for some time now. "D-doitsu?" Ludwig wondered about the name Feliciano just called him with. " Well you are German and 'Doitsu' means Germany in Japanese I thought it would be nice to call you that, I've started calling Kiku Nihon since he is Japanese too ve~". "I guess I have to get used with than name from now on then" Ludwig sighed. "So is everything alright?". " Ja, just wondering what time bruder will come". Ve~ Gilgil?" Feliciano asked like he didn't know what Ludwig was talking about. "Oh! Today is friday! Gilgil is with Francis nii chan ve~" Suddenly realizing what Ludwig meant. "Ja. He doesn't arive this late" Ludwig looks at the clock, it was 3:20 am.

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"Oi Antonio just how heavy are you? Gah! Oi Francis stop clinging to me!" Gilbert complained, struggling to walk while avoiding to drop his two friends. "You should treat me for carrying you guys!" Gilbert shouted. "Oi Francis can we just rest at your house today? -hic- you guys are just too heavy I'll collapse in the middle of the road any minute now!" Gilbert said pulling them closer so not to drop them. "Sure mon cher -hic- here are my door -hic- keys... sorry...". "Gilgil gomen -hic- I'll -hic- treat you -hic- on Monday -hic- for this" Antonio said giggling. "Don't forget what you just said!" Gilbert said preparing to run. "Yush!" Gilbert raced to Francis house with all his left energy. After succesfully bringing them to Francis house, Gilbert collapsed from exhaustion. "West~ give me mein beir~" Gilbert mumbled as he fell asleep.

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"Oi Feliciano why are you in my room again? Didn't I tell you to put clothes on when you're sleeping" Feliciano just curled to the pillow. "Oi get up! We will be meeting Kiku today! Get ready and I'll be cooking breakfast now!" Ludwig demanded with a stern voice. "Ve~ ok" Feliciano stood up.

Ludwig was cooking breakfast when he turned to take a glimpse at his brother's room which was still empty. Ludwig sighed.

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"Ugh" Gilbert whimpered slowly opening his eyes -sniff- "What's that delicious smell? Yeowch!" Gilbert cried in pain. He was having a hangover. " Oh mon cher ,bonjour! Here have some pain killers. Gilbert took the pain killers Francis offered to him. " Break fast would be serve in a minute... oh and can you wake Antonio up?" Francis requested turning back to the food he was cooking. "Oi Antonio wake up! Ew! Is that saliva?... Oi! How can you ignore oresama! Oi!" Gilbert was shaking Antonio while ranting. "Gilgil that hurts" Antonio said laughing. "I'm awake already so stop shaking me Gilgil" he said with a grin when his head suddenly ached. "Here take this painkillers" Gilbert offered, noticing Antonio's reaction just a second ago. "Won't you be needing one too?" Antonio asked before getting the medicine from Gilbert's hand. "Pfft. Nein.I'm to awesome for hangover to greatly affect me! Kese" Gilbert said with a big grin plastered on his face. "Breakfast is served!" Francis shouted from the kitchen.

"Of Franshis ywou cwoosk greash fwud I shouwd mwash yosuh mweh wisht" Gilbert said stuffing himself with plenty of food. "Mon cher I don't understand what you're saying... swallow your food before you speak!" Gilbert swallowed and said " I said your food taste AWESOME I should make you my wife! Kesese!". "I'm flattered mon cher but won't Ludwig be jealous?" Francis said smirking " hm? What about west? Oh by the way Antonio your 'Romanito' called last night" Gilbert stuffed more food in his mouth. "W-what?" Antonio was shocked and accidentally dropped the tomato he was about to eat "what time? What did he ask? What did you say? Wha-" "Calm down... jeez he just asked if you were going home last night I said no cuz you were so drunk" Gilbert tried to explain. "Oh Romanito was worried about me~" Antonio said cheerfully. " Oh muchos gracias Francis! Gilgil! Me la pasé bien. but I must return to my Romanito soon ~" Antonio said dragging all his stuffs. "Chau" . "Kesese he really loves that tomato kid" . "Oui... Lovino is really adorable if I say so myself". "BAH! Lovino can't defeat my West!" Gilbert said proudly " he's the AWESOMEST bruder I've ever had!" "But mon cher he IS you only brother". "Ja. And he is awesome... not as AWESOME as me though" Gilbert said eating all that was left. "This is really good you should cook for us more often"

"Guh, thanks Francis for the food it was really good and I'm stuffed!... but anyway bye bye have to go back to West now, he must be worried" Gilbert said preparing to leave. "Good-bye Kesese!" Au revoir monsieur" Francis waved his hand.

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"West! AWESOME me is home! Kesese" there was no reply. "West?" Gilbert searched for his brother when he saw something glisten in the kitchen, it was foiled food and a note.

'Bruder here is some wurst and pancaked I am with Kiku and Feliciano at the moment. I might come home late today, can you feed the dogs for me? Danke Bruder -Ludwig'

"Kesese aww west made me pancakes!... kesese, oh well I guess I'll feed the dogs then walk them... maybe after I nap!" Gilbert decided.

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"Oi wait up you stupid dogs!" Gilbert said annoyed. After feeding the dogs Gilbert decided to walk them without a leash and so now our albino German is running to catch up with them. "Finally!" Gilbert was able to reach the dogs who happened to stop at a park, sniffing something. "Oi what are you sniffing? Let oresama see" Gilbert pushed the dogs to look at what have caught their attention... a yellow chick. "Wah so cute! Come here little cutie~"Gilbert coed leaning closer to the chick. The bird chirped then nuzzled on Gilbert's silver locks. "Kesese can't resist my AWESOMENEST no little chick? Kese" Gilbert said standing up patting the chick. "Here let me bring you home, come now Berlitz! Blackie! Aster!" he commanded going back home with the 3 dogs and a chick.

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"That was a great day, thank you Ludwig san, Feliciano san" the Japanese man with brown eyes and a silky black hair said, bowing. "No need to thank us for anything Kiku". "Ve~ then we shall get going now! Bye Doitsu! Come on Nihon~" Feliciano said cheerfully. "Please wait for me" Kiku said following Feliciano then suddenly stopping. "Good-bye Ludwig san see you tomorrow" Kiku bowed then started following Feliciano again.

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"I'm home" Ludwig patted his dogs as he entered the house... there was no reply to Ludwig's statement. "Bruder?" Ludwig searched for the presence of his brother. "Oh West! Welcome home! Come here for a minute" Gilbert requested Ludwig. "Was is it bruder?" Ludwig asked peeking to Gilbert's room. "Look at what I found! Ain't it awesome? Kesese" Gilbert said pointing at the chick on his head. "Where did you get it?" Ludwig asked carefully patting the chick. "Oh your dogs found it at the park" Gilbert said not leaving his eyes from the screen. "Oh so you walked the dogs, Danke bruder" Ludwig said standing up "so what are you gonna name it?". "Huh?" Gilbert asked confused, finally turning away from the screen and missing an enemy by doing so. "Darn it, oresama won't loose!". Ludwig waited till Gilbert finished his game. "Goal! Kese I won as usual ain't I AWESOME?" Gilbert said grinning at his brother. "Ja. So what are you naming the bird?". "I haven't thought about it yet" Gilbert confessed, his stomach growling. "West~ I'm hungry cook me some food~" "Ja. I suppose its time for dinner now". Ludwig said leaving the room. "West I want wurst and pancakes!" Gilbert shouted. "Ja. I'll try to make some"

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"Uwah west you make better pancakes than Matthew!"Gilbert said proud of his brother's talent in making his favorite food. "Matthew?" Ludwig asked while eating some wurst."Ja. Matthew, Alfred's brother, he is the same age as you... wait... isn't he your classmate?" "w-was? I-i never heard nor saw him" Ludwig confessed blushing from embarrassment... how can he forget his own classmate. "West you look cute when you're embarrassed! Aw good boy! Uwah Gilbird you're just as awesome as me!" Ludwig snapped back when he heard the word 'Gilbird'. "Gilbird?" Ludwig asked, looking at his brother who was feeding the yellow chick. "Is that what you named the bird? " Ludwig wondered. "Ja. When you asked me what to name it I decided that since its awesome and I am AWESOME I should name it after me! Kesese" The albino said smilling. "Thish ish weawhy aweshome!" Gilbert said with dozen of pancakes in his mouth. "Bruder! Don't speak with your mouth full! Gott! Don't you have manners?" Ludwig asked placing a hand on his temple to control his temper. "Ja, ja. Mutti" Gilbert mumbled.

Finally ... this is my first fanfic sorry i'm still inexperienced at writing stories;A;

please R&R ... meep

darn... many typo ;A; ...