Chapter one: Prologue
A/N: Hey guys it's my first fanfic x3
Be sure to like if you like, but if you no like you no read ok? x3 bye!
It was a quiet morning in FilthyFrankia when suddenly Edups jumped up and said:
"I'm gay!"
At this moment, Edups realised that he was, in fact, extremely gay for his bestest friend, DirtyFrank.
Conflicted with these sudden feelings, Edups jumped out of bed, onto the floor, and ran to the bathroom because he had to take the dirtiest of shits.
This was, after all, a norm in FilthyFrankia, since everything had to be filthy(tm).
After taking said shit Edups walked calmly to his Room(tm), and exclaimed to himself in his weird European accent:
"I'm gay, yes? I go buy new gay shit yes?"
He decided to go to the store to buy some groceries, when suddenly!
"What are you fucking doing kid, where are your fucking parents?"
The raspy voice Edups dreams about constantly, it was none other than DirtyFrank himself!
"I'm going to the fucking store you retard, what the fuck are you doing?"
They both stood there in silence just looking in each other's eyes, when Edups realised he was still extremely gay!
Edups, the gayest man alive, walked downstairs in search for his wallet.
DirtyFrank thought to himself:
'You're shitting in the goddamn street, what's wrong with ya kid?'
But then continued on being Filthy(tm).
Edups began walking out the door heading to the grocery store, when he realised he left his 36" giant black horse dildo in the back of his truck, which was in the garden, yes?
So he began walking back to the garden in search for his 36" giant black horse dildo, when he found DirtyFrank holding that very dildo in his hands.
He then proceeded to stick said dildo up his enormous spread asshole, to which Edups proceeded to say:
"Me likey."
DirtyFrank nodded approvingly with his trademark(tm) Creepy Smile(tm).
DirtyFrank then proceeded to ask Edups:
"What are you, fucking gay?"
Edups nodded at the speed sanic memes die out.
DirtyFrank grabbed Edups' hand and dragged him upstairs to their shared rooms.
DirtyFrank undressed Edups and himself at the same time with the power of ChinChin's chinchin.
DirtyFrank dragged Edups on the bed, pushing Edups under him.
"Harder, daddy, harder!"
Edups ironically screeched.
DirtyFrank looked at him like he was fucking gay, which he was.
As DirtyFrank went in as raw as my meat, (very) Edups let out a small moan of a million dollars.
DirtyFrank kept pushing his 60" horse cock deeper and deeper inside of Edups, while Edups went limp from pleasure. Or from his neck being snapped, either way was fine with him.
Edups flopped left and right while DirtyFrank kept pushing deeper and deeper. Never in Edups' life has he ever experienced such pleasure. He was, after all, a giant virgin.
DirtyFrank groaned as he pushed his groin deeper and deeper inside of Edups, which shouldn't be anatomically possible, since the anus has its limits.
They both kept on for hours and hours on end, and it seemed like there wasn't going to be an end to this, until suddenly!
"I-I learned a-a lot of Japanese from Rosetta Stone"
Weeaboo Jones joined in on the fun!
Weeaboo Jones pushed his 10" cock inside of DirtyFrank, screeching in weeaboo pleasure.
Weeaboo Jones also kept pushing his cock deeper and deeper inside of Frank, while he does the same to Edups.
But due to budget constraints the next 36 days of this event have been cut to three lines of text.
They fucked.
They came.
They conquered.
After the wondrous feeling of having sex for 37 days, they all fell into a deep slumber.
The end.