Eviler Than You!
By Ai Usagi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, would I even be here?!
Author's Note: The whole eviler than you Itatchi style!!! Enjoy!!! ^//////^
Itatchi, a raven haired lad, was sitting in his chair quite peacefully in a midst of quiet until he heard footsteps slowly approach him. After all, it was probably one of his fellow Akatsuki members trying to annoy his poor soul. "Hey Itatchi!!! Guess what?!" asked a voice he could easily recognize as Orochimaru.
"What?" he said blankly at the snake lord who was holding a….MUFFIN?! In his hand.
"I just got promoted!! I'm sooooo eviler than you!" He said this with a smug look on his snake-like face. The hand that wasn't grasping onto the muffin was also smugly pointed to the MUFFIN?!!!!
"NO." The raven haired, red-eyed, man said to the snake-like man with the long coal black hair, yellow eyes and purple eyeliner.
"Yes I am." pouted the reminiscent snake man.
Itatchi turned his head, full of raven hair, quickly and shot an ice cold glare cold enough to freeze a penguin at the snake-lord, and asked a simple question, "You know that taste you get in your mouth when you drink orange juice and brush your teeth?"
The snake man replied with an upset face and said, "Augh! I hate that!!"
Itatchi proudly stood up, shook his fist in the air, and exclaimed with the biggest (and evilest) smile on his face, "I LOVE IT!!!!!"
This fierceness surprised Orochimaru deeply enough to make him gasp for air and pout like the little lost puppy dog he was.
Itatchi then got an evil glint in his eye and leaned forward, still smiling that evil smile and asked, "Do you like puppies?"
Orochimaru leaned back just a tad bit and hid his muffin with a facial expression of that of a child about to cry. He whimpered in a small tone, "Yes…"
Itatchi grinned even more at this. In fact, no one knew it was possible for a smile to be so evil. "I kick them!!!!!"
Orochimaru gasped at this. His eyes were ready to water form sadness as he covered his mouth. This obviously hurt him very deeply.
The raven haired man known as Itatchi leaned closer, and smiled the world's evilest grin, eyes narrowed and all. "You know that muffin you're eating?"
"No….." Orochimaru sunk backwards, hiding his muffin, and embracing himself for the next surprise.
An eerie darkness fell upon Itatchi's face as he was still grinning. "I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR."
Orochimaru fell screaming to the ground with just one single word, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Next day, Orochimaru left the Akatsuki crying. On that day he departed, Itatchi said some final words to him, "I'm eviler than you… =)"
Since then, the Akatsuki never heard form Orochimaru ever again.
A/N: I hoped you liked it!!! Poor puppies.