Hi my name is Phoenix WRight and i am Ace Attorney Phoenx Wright. This is Turnabout Sistine of Ace Attorey Phoenix Right game 1 entitle Phoenix Write; ace Attorne7. I had just win my first case bye saving my best friend Laurice Butz (AN: If u don't know who he is dan get da hell outa here) against persecutor Winced in Pain. He was a worthy opponents but he crumbpled under the might of the turnabout victory strategy witch i executed with the help of my mentor Mia Fay. Mia is very baeutiful and tall and intelligence and brown hair. I like her a lot and i think one day i might marry her (AN: I SHIP it. If u don't then why are u even reading this?).

So i went to the orifice for a traditional japanese meal of pizza sandwiches to celebate with mia and her little sister miaya. But wen i got there i smelled a strange smell that rminded me of traumatic childhood memories (i have a dark past jsyk) and i realembered it was bl00000d!1! and I sawed and mia was kill! she had been kill so i break door down! and wham! door broke b/c im strong ace attorney and then mia kill with paper and on the pepper was a single word: "DED". and i was like woooooooow she ded and then i sqw the girl beside her and she was crying and sad but she was also suuuuuuuuper hot and i totally wanted to date her and probably marry her and have children that wuld be named mia. (AN: This is the actuL ship if u don't agree get the fuk out plz0).

i told girl what her name and she saud moira so i guessed she was the hotteri younger sister of miya. she sed "my sibling is ded" and i was like "whoaaaa the note said ded how dkd you nkow did u deaden her? and she said "no what your name" and i said Hi my name is Phoenix WRight and i am Ace Attorney Phoenx Wright. This is Turnabout Sistine of Ace Attorey Phoenix Right game 1 entitle Phoenix Write; ace Attorne7. And then i askd her out but b4 she respoonded a dick ran in and was like "ur under a roof!" and put handcuts on moiyama and i said "what a dick" and he was liek "yes i m dick detective" and i said ok and promisd to date malla and she sed "defend pl0x" and i sed ok.

I invesitgatated and found the evidence but that part is very boaring bc i dont date any girls although i did break anohte door down to get to april may and i totally banged her (AN: Im not including that part becase its innapropriate and she has pink hair and hot so dont be dirty and stop leafing comments asking for it!)

i enter the courtroom and see my sexy opponent miles armando edgeworth, the prosecutioner who is prose-cuter than the rest. he was tall and reddish and wearing a white cape but it was backwards!) and he looked kind of like batman (AN: if u don't know who that is than you should watch the new movie batman vs soupman: dawn of apollo justice it is my favorite new movie becayse the 2 soup heroes fight but not in court this time! And they use cords of steal! like a polo!)

so i sed my future girlfriend is innocent and eggworth said object! That is a not truth statment because of the evidence and judge sad witch evidence is that and edgewoth said uhhhhh i update the autopy report! that was not fair at all for me but i let eggy do it beause he looks suuuuuuper hot when he objections (AN: if u disagree get the fuk out of my story!" and so i resent evidence to clear maya and then we dated and it was super fun but then edge used logic chess and she sent to jail but its okay because she has a really hot cousin named pearly and yeh. also tey can channel miya oops did i not mentine they are spirit medioms oops (AN: sorry guys i messd up the story but dont worry okay! ill fix it next hcapter!) (AN: wow guys so rude your comments are mean im not writing next chapter until i get 35 liks. Sorry i messed up details okay!)

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