Alright, so let's see how this goes. Again, this is not at all serious.

I don't own anything that sounds familiar. Don't sue me.

Punishment

It was much too hot for any human being to survive out here. The air was hot and Miharu's shirt clung to her skin; her layered brown hair nothing more than a messy wet mop and the whole thing was making her mumble and complain. She was on her way to the Sunagakure, the Sand Village, and crossing the desert wasn't easy.

"It's soOOOOOOooooooo HOT!" She panted, lifted one of her chained hands to her brow to wipe off the sweat. "And my feet hurt." She dragged her sandals on the hot sand still hunched over.

Two ninjas were escorting her to the Kazekage's Manor, a blonde and a short black haired male.

"I offered to carry you over here didn't I?" The blonde one said. His arms were behind his head taking in the sun.
"That's alright Naruto, 'sides it would tire you out." Miharu said.

"She's also too fat and would break your arms if you even tried since you're weak." The black haired ninja faked a smiled.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?" Miharu charged at him but was held back with chains by Naruto.

"Calm down Miharu, hey..hey wait a minute. HEY I'M NOT WEAK!" Naruto snorted.

The brunette sighed, "Why did you even come here in the first place you traitor?" She glared at Sai remembereing how she was carried away to safety when it turned out the ninja was turning her in.

"Well Miharu, you DID jump into his arms yelling 'SAVE ME' when the Black Ops were closing in on you."

Miharu scowled, "That's not how it happened at all! As she opened up her mouth to explain it, she conjured up a flashback.

Five hours earlier

Two girls were walking in the forest of Konoha. "So you're really going to destroy your pfff," she stifled a laugh, "hideout?" The black haired girl grinned, constantly reminding Miharu how wrong it sounded to her.

"Jeez Chiaki! Stop thinking like that you perv! You know good and well that I like digging and exploring my secret hideout and it does NOT have any double meaning whatsoever!" Miharu stopped in front of a bush.

"Rrrrrrrrrrrright." Chiaki joked.

Miharu sighed as she removed the false bush away revealing a medium sized hole, big enough to crawl into.
"If you wrote your whole action right now, it would sound soooo wrong." Chiaki grinned.

"Shut up and just-just stay here as a look out!" Miharu grumbled and began crawling in.

Her friend froze shuddering slightly, "S-Stay out her? A-Alone? But what if HE comes to get me?" Chiaki thought about how creepy Sai was with her, fake smiling and making shrines in her honor.

"He won't come…besides I'll blow him up if he does. Later then!" Miharu crawled in and slipped down the hole landing on her feet with a soft thud.

"I should've added some more lanterns or something, this is ridiculous. I can't see past my nose...I'll turn on my flashlight then."
She clicked it on and saw a face before her.

"And just what do you think you're doing?" A long haired male blinked.

"!" Miharu yelled at Neji's face and ran away from him, well she thought she was. Neji held her in place.

"Will you stop yelling? You're giving me a headache!" Neji glared at her and the girl closed her mouth, her eyes still wide.

"U-um…hello Neji. Er…you're not still mad about the hole in the wall I made in your manor are you?" Miharu smiled weakly.

Neji growled, "No…but you almost blowing me up with a pumpkin bomb, yes, and now…NOW I FIND THAT THIS TUNNEL LEADS TO MY MANOR AND ALL UNDER KONOHA!"

Miharu sheepishly laughed, "Well you know… I like to travel unnoticed, since I don't bother anyone. It's pretty easy and stuff…."

"Do you realize that if anyone finds this tunneling system, we can easily be infiltrated by enemy ninjas?"

"Oh…yeah…well uh…oops." Miharu grinned and then added a hopeful, "Please don't kill me, I-I have an idea! I'm going to blow up this tunneling system so no one will ever find it again!"

"You're going to WHAT? Are you INSANE?" Neji hissed.

"Apparently I am, so if you don't want to blow up I suggest you leave." Miharu took out a small box with a button, to set off the many explosives stocked in the tunnel. She pressed it and the timer started to count down from 30 seconds.

"You're a lunatic." Neji scoffed and ninjaed away.

"Oh crap I should leave too!" Miharu ran but then the timer got stuck at 5 seconds. "Aw come on! Really now?" She smacked the timer and that's when it went at zero.

"Aww for fu-"

The explosion was so loud, that the wizards from Fairy Tail heard it. It was so loud, it broke One Piece and made it into Two Pieces.

"I can't believe she actually did it." Chiaki facepalmed herself and jumped in the trees to Konoha's gate.

"!" Miharu sailed right into some tree tops, crashing on the branches until she hit the ground.

"Ugh…I hope I didn't disturb some squirrel homes."

TOK

A pinecone hit her in the head. "Stupid squirrels…" She muttered. Helping herself up, she cried out in pain and looked at her ankle, bent out in a strange way.
"Shit…I screwed up my ankle. Now how am I supposed to run away?"

"I should have known it was an idiot." Miharu heard a voice and looked up to see Sai smiling that stupid fake smile like he always did.

Miharu ignored him and began hobbling away slowly, but the black haired ninja jumped down in front of her. "I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's a whole team of Anbu out there…Tsunade has just about had it with you hahaha."

"Why? I haven't stolen from her stash of sake yet in a long time!" Miahru groaned, her ankle was starting to throb like hell.

"Yes, but it may have something to do with the fact that someone created a huge sinkhole under Konoha that stretches all the way to the Suna…and I have a feeling it's you." Sai smiled.

"Crap…..Please don't rat me out Sai. I had good intentions; I didn't mean to do it! Honest!"

Miharu heard some bushes rustling in the distance and turned to sai with wide eyes, "Please Sai! Help! I'll do anything! Hide me!"

Just then, a group of Hidden Leaf Anbu ninja-ed around the two. "Nakamura Miharu, you're coming with us. We'd appreciate it if you didn't struggle….Hokage's orders."

An anbu in the back muttered, "Giiiiiirl you in some deep shit."

Miharu bit her lip and hid behind Said whispering, "Help….me…."

Sai smiled at the ninjas, "It's alright, I'll do it myself."

"WHAT!" Miharu jumped back but fell, the pain from her ankle getting to her.

"Well alright then." The anbu nodded and jumped into the trees for their next victim.

Sai carried Miharu-to her resistance- and began jumping from tree to tree. "I'll hide you, only if you let me…play with your friend Chiaki for a day."

Miharu scowled, she didn't want to put Chiaki through that. "Just don't freak her out or anything….or act creepy man! Seriously enough with that fake smile!"

"Alright." Sai smiled.

End of flashback

"And then WHERE did we go? To the Hokage Manor! WHAT THE HELL SAI! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!" Miharu kicked the sand, and Naruto winced. "Well…at least it's not that bad…"

"Not that bad? Not that bad? I've been sentenced to work for Gaara-sama forever! FOREVER! It WOULD have been ten years, but because I argued that it was too much, she gave me TEN LIFETIMES! How do I do that? Be a zombie?" Miharu sighed at the thought of all that work.

"Um…one, it's "Kazekage," don't be so formal with him…and two, what's a zombie?" Naruto scratched his face.

"Er…it's like a ghost…but living." Miharu struggled for words.

"EEUGEUHE? A ghost? I-I don't like ghosts." Naruto shuddered.

"It was only an analogy Naruto….I'm not a ghost." Miharu stopped to see the canyon that led to the Sand Village.

"Looks like we're here now." Naruto grinned, "Haven't seen Gaara in a long time."

"I thought you said it was "Kazekage'." Miharu pouted.

"It is! But we're friends so I get to call him that! Eheheh." Naruto took a key from his pocket and unlocked the cuffs around Miharu's wrists, revealing a tan.

Rubbing her wrists, she mumbled, "I wonder what I have to do exactly."

So how was that? I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I did writing it. Comment/review and stuff IF YOU WANT. i'm not pressuring you. :D