A/N: I thought of this while watching the LS ending of KOTOR, wondering why the Republic destroys the Star Forge. I mean, why not keep it to help them? Come to think of it, the good guys always get their butts kicked until it counts, and when they have a prime chance to steal the Bad guy's super weapon, they blow it up instead of using it against their enemies! And another thing¼ what was that? Get on with the story? Ok. Well, this is what the Republic SHOULD have done with the Star Forge.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Kotor franchise, the Star Forge, Revan, Malak, or Vandar.

I do, however, "own" the RSS Random. And If someone can tell me where I got Mical's name I will give you 3 free reviews. Enjoy.

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About 20 minutes after Malak was finally defeated, Revan walked up to Master Vandar on the Republic ship, the RSS Random.

"Master, Malak has been defeated."

"Good work, Padawan. Now we will destroy the Star Forge to make sure this never happens again!"

"Uh, Master?"

"Yes, padawan?"

"Don't you think that's kind of a¼ I don't know, a stupid idea?"

"Why, Padawan?"

"Well, the Sith are on the run, the Forge is currently up for grabs, and right now our army is crap, despite the fact we destroyed the entire Sith fleet."

"What's your point, padawan?"

"Well, why not take it for ourselves?"

"But child, the Forge is evil! Look what it did to you and Malak, padawan!"

"Hey now, I was evil when we found the Star Map on Dantooine. Remember that vision Bastila and I had?"

"You have me there, Padawan."

"Anyway, how long does it take to turn the Jedi evil?"

"Eh, about a month, month and a half, padawan."

"Well, why not rotate the person in charge of it every 3 weeks?"

"Hm, that is a good plan. It shall be used, padawan!"

And so, the Republic claimed the Star Forge for themselves. Or, at least the Jedi did. They also got all the benefits from it, like the high-powered droids and many weapons. Of course, there was still the whole Dark Side problem. So, every 3 weeks, a new Jedi was picked at total random to control the Forge. However, some of the people in control didn't give it up so easily¼

"Hey Jeff?" Random Jedi (RJ) 568, AKA Mical said.

"Yes?" replied RJ 1138, AKA Jeff in an evil, possessed voice.

"Uh, ya know its been 3 weeks, right?"

"Your point?"

"Well, you know the rules, its Bob's turn to be in control." Mical said, pointing to RJ 347, AKA Bob, who was standing in a corner nearby.

"NO! NEVER!"

Mical sighed. "Come on Jeff, don't make me tranquilize you."

"HA HA HA! PUNY MORTAL! YOU THINK YOUR PANSY WEAPON CAN DEFEAT ME! I AM JEFF! CONTROLER OF THE STAR FORGE! THE GREATEST SITH TO EVER BREATHE! HEAD SOMETHINGOROTHER OF.. Ow, hey damnit!"

"Oops. Dart in your neck." Mical said, lowering his blow dart.

"INSIGNIFICANT SPECK! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Jeff yelled, raising his arms above his head. Lightning crackled, but right before hitting Mical with Force Lightning, Jeff fell flat on his back with X's in his eyes.

Mical yawned. "Its so easy to hit them when they're monologing. Well, Bob, the Forge is all yours. Try not to kill too many random underlings." Mical told Bob, who was now sitting on the Star Forge Throne, while dragging Jeff out of the room by his foot.

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Well, I hope you thought it was funny. Kinda short, but I may do another chapter. Review please!