Hello, everyone. This is a challenge for SpiritualClan! This is absolutely terrifying; I'm writing a… Trollfic. DUN DUN DUN! Trollfics are one of the scariest things ever documented in history. They first appeared when writing was invented; it appears they've gotten even worse over the millennia. Join me as we walk through the wild jungles of a trollfic.
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Perfeectamizingclan
Leder Prettystra- ranboew she-ca with brite blu eyes
Depudy Hawkhawt- handdsom tome wtith hawt body and abmber ies (Oh, gods, I'm going through this so slowly it's like somebody poisoned me.*retches* It's so terrible!)
Med Ketty Budderrfat- mean fat budder tom wit dul amberr eyes
Warriors
Cocoofac- choclat gurl cat with blu eyes
App. Implodpaw
Volcanoobrust- red tome wit powers to bolw up
App. Explodepaw
Blodclaws- anoder meanie-head who it a murdewer
Violettflowr- purpl she-ca wit purpl eyes
App. Hottpaw
Frostysnowman- whit tome with blak ies
Edwardishcute- vampire kitty wit da powr o cute
Apps.
Implodpaw- ugly borwn she-ca
Explodpaw- pertty gurl cat wit red fury
Hottpaw- hawt tome wit geren eyes
Queens
Gorgosamzingnes- gorgos tortoseshel she-ca with grren eys, moter to Fetherykit, amaizing gray she-cat wit stra an moon patrens on bak and ranbow ies, an Pookti- poop he cat wit ugly brnow eyes
Elderds
Perttystra kiked dem ot cuz tey were to od.
No flaemez plz! I wroked relly harrd one it1!1! Tank yo. ( Da Real Spirit of the Brook: Great Olympians, I worked harder on the allegiances than you've ever worked. This comes naturally to people?! )
Feterykti oped hur ies to da wrold. 'omg,' she tought. 'it iz perty.' She luked at her mommy. 'Yo arr prtty, mom,' she sayd. 'Thx.' Gorgosamizingnes sait ta her dauter. 'I waz talcking to Prettysrta toda an she sad dat you wold becum an apprennie erlly with Poopkit.' Fetherykit waz shoked. 'Wy wuld Pookti becom a apprenie?" she ascked. 'Pootik iz ugley. He dosnt ned ta bee a apprenie.' Gorgosamaizingnes sad an walkd up to Pertystra, who waz planing da anoncmant. Fetherykti smild hapile an bonsed arand. Latr tht day, Prettystra caled a caln metting. 'Let al cat gahter rond da Grate Rok!' she sayd. Feterykit waz allredy gromed cuz hur furr wz majikal. 'A amizing catt iz in you preescese.' Pertystar sait. 'Feterykti, com forwurd. I desided dat yo wold becume a apprenie erly. I nam u Fetherypaw.' 'Feterypaw, Fetherypaw, Fethereypaw!' da clan chered. 'I wil meentur u becuz your awsome. And now, I wan ta name ya Fetherydazzle cuz your to cooll too be a apprenie.' 'Feterydazzle, Fethereydazzle, Fetherydazzle!' the caln chered agan. Then evul ketties attaked da clan butt Fetherydazzle detroyed dem all.
The End
Oh my gods, that was torture. But do you like how I put effort into it? Seriously, you do need good moral support to write this. I mean, it's just pure agony trying to use all the incorrect spellings (Oh, by the way have you seen Into The Woods? It's so amazing!).