Anthony walked past Diancie, Emolga, and Whatshername in Lumiose City.
Anthony: Hey, guys. What's going on?
Whatshername: Espurr teamed up with Kamek and they used Kamek's magic to hypnotize a bunch of Yoshis!
Whatshername went back to fighting the Yoshis (using her Splat Roller) with Diancie and Emolga.
Anthony: Okay, you guys have fun with that.
Anthony left and went to Santalune City. He went there to discuss with someone if he could be on Nick's new hit game show Keep It Spotless. The person he was discussing with was the show's executive producer JOHN CENA!
Anthony: JOHN CENA, I'm sorry to bother you while you're eating lunch, but can I ask you a question?
JOHN CENA: Sure you can. But I'm over here.
Anthony: Oh. Sorry, couldn't see you. Anyway, would it be okay if I could be on Keep It Spotless?
JOHN CENA: As a contestant?
Anthony: Yeah.
JOHN CENA: Well, I'd say that you could, but you're too old. You do know Keep It Spotless is a kid's game show, right?
Anthony: Yes, that is something that I know.
JOHN CENA: So since you're so much over the recommended age, you're teammate is gonna have to be someone under the recommended age to make up for it.
Anthony: How old of a teammate are you talking?
JOHN CENA: I would say…..an 8 year old sounds about right.
Anthony: ….an 8 year old?
JOHN CENA: Yeah, an 8 year old.
Anthony: An 8 year old? A person who's 8? Someone who's been alive for 8 years? An individual who was born 8 years ago?….….An 8 year old?
JOHN CENA: Yes! An 8 year old! Why are you having such a hard time understanding that?
Anthony: I'm not. It's just that….the only 8 year olds I know are…
Lana was trying to get home, but she had to drag Anthony, who was holding onto her left leg.
Anthony: Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Can we just acknowledge the fact that your leg is about the same length as my hand? Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! I'm talking about you being on the show with me again, not the leg and hand thing. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Lana made it back to her house.
Lana: Will you let go of my leg?!
Anthony let go of Lana's leg.
Lana: Why is it so important to you that I be your Keep It Spotless teammate?
Anthony: Because JOHN CENA said my teammate needs to be an 8 year old and you're the only 8 year old I know.
Lana: No I'm not!
Anthony: Yes you are.
Lana: ….So, you can't think of ANYONE else you know who's the same age as me?
Anthony: Not a single person. Not a single one.
Lana: …..Lola! Anthony wants to talk to you!
Anthony: No I don't!
Lola came into the room.
Lola: What does the butthole want now?
Lana: He was just telling me about a SHOW he wants to be on…
Anthony: Stop!
Lana: …and that he wants YOU to be on it with him.
Anthony: No I DON'T!
Lola: What kind of show?
Lana: A…
Anthony: Don't answer that!
Lana: …game show!
Lola got VERY excited.
Anthony: It's a game show where you get covered with paint!
Lola: …..I'm okay with that.
Anthony: …Well, then let's go to the place they film it, I guess.