Betrayal
AN: OK, here's the deal: I've read a couple of fanfics based on original but very far-fetched axioms. That wouldn't be so bad by itself - axioms are indisputable. Only if the rest of the story wasn't weird and far-fetched as well (I'm not criticising actual quality of the stories, just the inconsistency of logic in them).
Example: Yes, SM wrote that Jacob kissed Bella against her will and that Charlie approved. However, Charlie felt bad about it afterwards and Jacob certainly isn't some kind of dark monster set to destroy Bella's happiness for no apparent reason.
So, I've decided to make a collage of several clichés I've read and write a great bashing of (almost) every character other than Bella. If you recognize a piece of your own story here, please don't be angry with me, I mean no harm. Don't take me seriously, I only mean this story as a joke (that is, if you find the idea of Bella killing everybody funny).
Warning: this story contains humiliation and harm of a person on a wheelchair.
The summer between "Twilight" and "New Moon":
Jacob Black (already shape-shifting shape-shifter), Mike Newton (normal human boy) and Demetri of Volturi (old and sick vampire) had one thing in common: they coveted Bella's truck. To be more precise, they were envious of her relation to the car. Bella loved the red beast as soon as she saw it. It had her soul.
Jacob and his father Billy owned the truck before and it had been actually Jacob who fixed everything that needed to be fixed before Billy sold the truck to Charlie. However, Jacob hated the truck. It required constant maintenance and it stood in the way of building his rabbit from a scratch. He expected Bella to hate the truck as well and believed that it would break down soon enough but the exact opposite happened. Also, he was a black-hearted monster who hated everybody and everything.
Demetri could buy any car he wanted but since he was an old and sick vampire, he wouldn't be able to love it like Bella loved her truck. Plus, he was a member of the Volturi guard and it's a common knowledge that Volturi do a lot of evil things just for the fun of it. As for Mike, he was simply jealous of anybody and anything that was loved by Bella because he himself wasn't.
And so the three of them got together to conspire. Why? Because everything is better when there is some kind of conspiracy behind it.
"So, what are we going to do, boys?" asked Mike.
"Who do you call boy you dumb piece of a weak human?" snarled Demetri.
Mike stuttered, "I... I'm sorry. It's just that you look so young. I..."
"You just didn't think you idiot. Why are we even suffering you here? Why don't I simply drain your blood?" interrupted him Demetri.
"You can't do that!," exclaimed Mike. "Jacob here would phase. He is a protector of humans you know."
"I think I would make an exception in your case," sneered Jacob.
Mike quickly started to think and in brief moment of geniality said, "But I can be useful to you. Whatever we are going to do will have much greater psychological effect on Bella if I participate!"
"Why?" asked both Jacob and Demetri.
"Because I'm such a pathetic weakling. If one of you, for example, stole the truck from her, she would just think that it wasn't in her power to stop it. But in my case..."
Jacob and Demetri pondered that for a while and then relaxed. Mike let out the breath he was holding.
"So, you say that we should steal the truck?" asked Demetri.
"Well, that was just the first thing I thought about."
"Guys, let's face it. We don't want her truck. It's an old piece of junk," said Jacob.
Demetri nodded and asked the others, "At first, we need to ask ourselves if we want to do something that might hurt Bella. She is quite attached to the truck."
Jacob cried, "Hell yeah! I'll do anything to achieve our goal and if it hurts Bella in the process then I'll call it a bonus."
Demetri was taken aback a little and asked, "I don't want to be seen as a pansy but why do you hate her so much? Isn't she your friend?"
"Was. But then she decided to hook up with the Emoward. I don't want to be jealous or anything but being dumped for Emoward? That hurts my ego. And of course, the truck seems to cooperate with her more then it did with me. That also hurts my ego."
Mike cleared his throat and said, "I agree. She should hurt for making us jealous. And why do you care? Aren't you supposed to be an old and sick vampire?"
"I am and I do not care. I just thought it would be interesting to be seen as good guy for a moment."
Jacob spoke. "OK. That leads us back to the original question: What are we going to do?"
They stood there for a moment and then Mike proposed, "So, is there anybody here who is against damaging or even destroying the car?"
"What do you have in mind?" asked Jacob.
"I don't know. Scratching the paint..."
Demetri started to laugh and said, "No. If you want to do something, do it thoroughly!"
"Yes," agreed Jacob.
Demetri continued, "We shall damage the truck beyond repair. We shall bite through its tires, tear its bodywork, snap its axles..."
"OK, OK. We don't need an enumeration of car parts," interrupted him Jacob.
Mike asked, "Ehm, and what about me? I'm just a human, I can't tear metal."
"Well, you can take a baseball bat and break the glass parts as an appetizer," proposed Jacob.
After the three conspirators agreed on this point of conspiracy, they moved to the next one.
"So, where is Bella going to be when we do this?" asked Mike.
"Well, that's obvious. We'll make her watch," answered Demetri.
"Er, isn't she going to try to stop us?" asked Mike again.
Jacob laughed and answered, "Well, at least one of us will always stand in her way while the others do the work. At first me and Demetri while you break the glass and then you will obstruct her while we do some real damage to the vehicle."
"Well, I don't think I could do that," whispered Mike.
Demetri grinned and replied, "Of course, we forgot that she could kick your ass if she wanted. Well, then I shall take turns with Jacob in standing in her way and destroying the truck. However, I don't think that she would be able to stop me even if she somehow got around Jacob."
Mike relaxed and beamed but then frowned again. He said, "I've been thinking. After we do this, she will be quite angry with us, right? And she might come and get a revenge. You two don't need to worry about that. However, I do - since I'm just a weak human. But if I was a vampire..."
Jacob and Demetri started to laugh like a pair of hyenas. Demetri told Mike, "No way. I won't stain our race by such a pathetic excuse for a person."
Jacob calmed Mike down, "Don't worry, Bella is such a kind girl that she simply isn't able to harm anybody. You could do to her practically anything and she would forgive you."
And so their horrific plan was almost finished. However, there was one big obstacle in their way: Bella was protected by a coven of vampires. They started to discuss the matter and couldn't find any solution. Suddenly, they were interrupted by a cough.
"Master?" gasped Demetri because the cough came from Aro who was for the whole time standing in the shade of a nearby tree and nobody noticed him.
He spoke to them, "Good morning, gentlemen. I've been listening to your plans and I've found them quite interesting. If you don't mind, I would like to help you with them."
Mike blinked a few times and asked, "Excuse me sir, why do you want to get involved in this?"
"I'm Aro."
The three conspirators looked at him expectantly for a while.
"I'm Aro, this is what I do," elaborated the leader of the Volturi.
"Ooookayyy," drawled Jake.
Aro went to the house of the Cullen's.
"Carlisle, my old friend!" he exclaimed when he stepped in. He immediately marched towards him with his hand extended.
"Aro, what a lovely surprise," said Carlisle but kept his hand in his pocket.
"Aren't you going to shake my hand?" asked Aro.
"Well, sure, why not?" replied Carlisle and did so.
Aro immediately started to divert Carlisle by meaningless blubber, "Oh, what a great progress you've made. Would you like to deliver a speech about your lifestyle on a vampire convention one day? That would be so illuminating! And what a lovely family you've gathered."
Then he went to the point, "I see that there's another mind reader in your family. Could I meet him?"
Soon, Aro was shaking Edward's hand. Edward was tense and immediately shrieked, "Bella won't be a soulless monster like me! I'll rather kill her!"
Aro chuckled and calmed him down, "Don't worry my young friend, you can keep her human if you wish."
As Aro sifted through his mind, he learned absolutely everything. He learned about Edward's emo-wardness, Rosalie's distaste for Bella, Alice's love for shopping, Esme's motherly instincts, Jaspers problem with his diet and such. He already knew from the Carlisle's handshake that he had a soft spot for his youngest son.
They all assembled in the living room and Aro spoke to them, "I see that you have a problem - Victoria."
"What about her?" asked Emmett.
"She will come for Bella one day, to have a revenge - mate for mate," answered Aro.
"Do you really think so? I always thought that she would want to destroy me," disagreed Edward.
Aro shook his head and said, "Edward, how thick can you be? Isn't it sort of obvious?"
Edward hung his head and agreed, "Well, when you put it this way, it is."
Aro chortled and proposed, "Don't worry though - my friend Demetri will hunt her down and take care of her. In exchange, I would like you to participate on a certain experiment of mine."
"What experiment?" asked Carlisle suspiciously.
"I need you to leave Bella for a few months," replied Aro solemnly.
There were several exclamations when he said that.
"No! She is my best friend!" cried Alice.
"She is like my daughter!" sobbed Esme.
"Good riddance!" laughed Rosalie.
"Yes! She is in danger from me!" bellowed Edward.
Aro addressed them all, "My friends, please calm down and let me explain. Edward, you currently hate yourself for staying with Bella, right? Well, then I advise you to leave for a while. Bella will be devastated, you'll see that, return to her and you will know that there isn't any other option than staying with her. Plus, you would have a great excuse to mope around and submerge yourself in your emo nature in the meantime."
Edward's eyes lightened up - it was a great idea!
Aro continued, "Esme, when you return, you will be able to shower Bella with you motherly love. Just imagine how attached to you she'll become! Alice, when you return, you will be able to take her shopping and Bella won't object because she'll be glad that you are back."
He told similar things to others and soon, all the Cullens were thrilled about the idea. Immediately, they started to make plans and decided to leave after Bella's birthday.
Demetri set out to track Victoria down that very day. However, he didn't kill her when he caught her but he took care of her all right. They found love in each other and Victoria forgot all about James. She still hated the stupid human girl but Demetri told her about their plan and she was more than satisfied.
It was Bella's birthday. She didn't want to have a party because she could sense that something bad was coming but Alice and Edward made her to come anyway. The Cullens were beside themselves with excitement - the plan was about to come to life.
They gave her their gifts, until it was Alice's turn. Bella looked at the parcel warily, the paper looked quite sharp. Knowing that she was surrounded by vampires, she started to unwrap the gift very, very carefully.
"Oh, unwrap it already!" exclaimed Alice when she saw that Bella wasn't about to cut herself.
"Yeah, getting there," replied Bella and tore the paper a bit more.
"Blood! She have cut herself!" yelled Jasper and prepared to attack.
"No, I didn't! Edwa..." Bella didn't finish because her boyfriend flung her across the room.
There was a commotion. At least, that was the way it seemed to Bella - for the Cullens, it was all controlled and rehearsed. Bella crashed into a table and broke all the glasses and plates that were there. Luckily, she managed to twisted herself in mid-air in the right way so she wasn't cut.
"It's all right Jasper, it's just a little... BLOOD!" said Alice and shrieked the last word.
"No, there isn't any blood. See, I'm unharmed," corrected her Bella but nobody paid her any attention.
"You need stitches. Emmett, Alice, get Jasper out of here," said Carlisle.
"I'm sorry, I need to go. I can't handle the smell," excused herself Esme.
"What smell? I don't smell anything but I swear - it wasn't me!" exclaimed Bella.
Rosalie left with a grin. Edward stood nearby and had a hard time to make a tortured face.
"Go away Edward. You need to be alone a mope," told him Carlisle.
"No way! I want you explain to me what is going on here!" shouted Bella but Edward was already leaving.
Carlisle disinfected Bella's arm and wanted to give her some stitches but she put her foot down at that point. He tried to distract her with wish-to-be-wise nonsense about soul and respecting Edward's wishes. Bella asked him whether he didn't recently fed on a cow which had BSE.
Edward took Bella back home later. Then he pulled out his emo-act and moped whenever he was with Bella for the next two days. Bella sensed that something was amiss and tried to make him talk about it but she had no success.
Then Edward missed school one day and when she came home, he was already waiting for her. She followed and dread started to build in her. Edward led her into the forest for a while and then they stopped to talk.
"We are leaving Bella," he said sombrely.
"What? You are leaving me?!" she shrieked.
"What happened at the party... Wait a minute, you are supposed to think that we are going to take you with us."
"I can tell from your face what you are going to do. If you were going to take me with you, your tone would be different."
Edward was disappointed, he had been looking forward to the moment when Bella would realize what was going on and when something would snap in her. Nevertheless, he continued, "What happened at the party was a proof that there's a time for a change."
"No, what what happened at the party was a proof that your whole family drank from diseased animals! You make no sense!" snapped Bella.
"I'm leaving Bella because I don't love you. In fact, I never did. I'm sorry I need to say that explicitly but I'm not sure if you would come to that conclusion on your own. We are all leaving and we shall never ever return and it will be as if I never existed."
"Nooooo! Edward, wait! I don't know what is happening but we can work through this!"
"No, we can't - I enjoy this too much. Take care. By the way, your house is that way."
Of course, he directed her in the opposite direction. He lightly kissed her on her forehead and ran away. Bella started to scream his name, it was a heavenly music to his ears. He watched as she stumbled around the forest, trying to find him.
"Hi, how is it going?" whispered Sam to Edward. Sam came to see where Bella would end so he could easily "find her" later and be a hero in Charlie's eyes.
"I've already left her. I wonder what is she going to do now," whispered Edward back.
Bella in the meantime cried and sobbed and stumbled around. Emmett came to watch as well because he considered the way Bella fell every few steps hilarious. Then the audience was joined by a few more wolves, Quill even brought popcorn.
In the end, Bella went in the opposite direction than Edward showed her. She thought that she would find Edward that way. To the great disappointment of everybody, she arrived at her house instead. Edward, Sam and the others left in disgust.
Bella couldn't understand how she ended up at her house but she blamed her bad orientation sense. Then she made a decision. Charlie was still at work so that gave her some time. She took a clothes-line from the house and went back to the forest. She found a suitable branch and made a noose.
However, Demetri was nearby and when she hung herself, he quickly tore the line. Bella thought that it snapped under her weight. She went back to the house again and wanted to take some pills but Demetri replaced them with sugar replicas. In the end, she drove to La Push and threw herself from the cliffs. Jacob saved her though and threatened to tell Charlie unless she stopped.
"They would lock you into an asylum! And you know what they would do to you in there!" he growled.
And so, Bella decided to try to go on. Charlie was quite happy when he heard that Edward left. He didn't like Bella's relationship with him because he was too perfect and that made him look bad in comparison. Of course, he didn't care at all that Bella was ruined in the process.
Slowly but surely, Bella started to get better. A month passed and she made good friends with Jacob Black. Sure, he was weird. Every other week, he told her that it wasn't safe for her to hang around with him and evaded her. He always came back though - he had to prepare the field for his plan after all and it would be no fun to break somebody who was already broken.
However, the greatest source of comfort to Bella was her truck. She sat in it for hours and hours and talked with it. It was the only thing that never let her down. She tended to spend especially long periods of time in it when girls at the school laughed at her for being dumped by Edward.
And then the day come when Demetri, Jacob and Mike decided to act. At first, Jacob called Bella and asked her to come to La Push. Bella was immediately suspicious and asked him why.
"I need you to come! It's really important!" he told her.
"OK. Jessica wanted to go the beach today so I can ride with her," she replied.
"No! You need to drive your truck!"
"Why?"
"Because... ehm... because I want to make some modifications on it."
That warmed Bella's heart, she loved the truck and was happy for it to get maintenance. She got behind the wheel and drove to the reservation. However, when she got to the boundary, Jacob was already waiting there for her. Mike and Demetri were with him. Bella stopped the car and got out.
"Jake, what's going on? Why are you waiting here with Mike and... a vampire?" she asked.
"Oh, Bella, Bella, my dear Bella. You will see soon enough," breathed Jacob.
Demetri approached her and introduced himself, "It's pleasure to finally meet you in person. I'm Demetri of the Volturi." Then he courteously kissed her hand.
"OK, why are we here?" asked Bella.
Mike was beside himself with anxiety and whined, "Let's get on with it already!"
Jacob and Demetri nodded at each other and positioned themselves between Bella and her truck. They folded their arms and stood side by side like a pair of bouncers. Mike took out a baseball bat.
"No! What are you doing?!" she screamed but the boys just laughed.
"Let me show you," sneered Mike and took a swing. He wanted to break a reflector but he hit the hood instead. The bat rebounded and hit Mike in his head. He fell to the ground unconscious.
Demetri and Jacob looked at each other. "If you want something done, do it yourself," said Demetri.
While the vampire held his ground, Jacob took the bat.
"Nooooo!" screamed Bella.
Jacob prepared to strike, briefly looked back at Bella and then broke the front window. Bella yelled at him to stop but as Jacob broke other windows, her yelling slowly turned into sobbing. She tried to get around Demetri but every time she moved, there was a blur and the vampire stood in her way again.
"Get out of my way!" shouted Bella.
"Or what? You're going to punch me? Well, that would break your hand. And even if I stepped aside, how exactly would you stop Jacob, heh?"
"I don't know..."
"Exactly. Because you are clueless! You don't even know that all of this is a secret conspiracy! It was us who convinced the Cullens to..." Demetri stopped himself and clapped his hands over his mouth. The damage was done, however. Demetri shook his head angrily and called at Jacob, "My turn now!" They switched places and Jacob offered Demetri the baseball bat but he nonchalantly refused.
The vampire jumped on the car and thrust his hands through the roof. Then he peeled the roof away like a top of a can, it stayed only partially connected to the rest of the car. Then he continued to destroy the rest of the car. He used his teeth (important!) many times and the sound of screeching metal filled the area. Bella cried as she saw her bellowed truck turn into a heap of rusty metal.
"Why? Jacob, why are you doing this to your old truck?" sobbed Bella.
"Because I hate the stupid vehicle and it hates me!" answered Jacob. "Correction: it hated me."
Bella couldn't watch it any more. She turned away and started to walk slowly back to Forks. Jacob and Demetri loaded Mike on the back-seat of Demetri's car and followed Bella.
"Hey, do you want a lift?" asked Jacob.
"OK," replied Bella, her voice void of any emotion.
She reached for a handle but Demetri accelerated at that moment. Bella made a dash for it but the car was out of her reach already. Then Demetri slowed down again, apologized and made it look like he wasn't going to escape this time. Bella foolishly believed him but when she got to the car, Demetri pressed the pedal again. And that's how it was for the whole way.
"Hey, what are you doing?" sneered Jacob. "Why don't you drive your own car. Oh, wait a minute! You don't have any!"
Bella arrived home absolutely exhausted, both physically and emotionally. Charlie was already waiting there, shooting glares at her.
"Dad! Jacob and his friends destroyed my truck!" she cried.
Charlie's face became even more furious. He bellowed, "How dare you! Jacob told me what happened. You've had a fight with him when he told you to get over Edward. Then you got angry, took a baseball bat and destroyed the truck - the truck that he so lovingly took care of for so many years, the truck that I've bought for you with my last money!"
"That's a lie! It was Jacob!" sobbed Bella.
Charlie shouted, "Hah! Do you think I'm going to believe you over my La Push friends? Think again! You are a bad daughter and you are grounded. Starting now!"
"No, you don't understand! It's all an elaborate conspiracy! They are all in on it!" Charlie paid her no attention.
At school, Mike compensated himself for what he missed by spreading a twisted version of the story around the school. Jessica and Lauren sneered at her and made stupid comments for the whole day. Even the teachers looked at her disapprovingly. When the lunch came, Bella was at a verge of breaking down. She wanted to sit with Angela and Ben - they were her friends after all.
"Bella, we don't want you to sit with us," said Angela and Ben nodded.
"I'm sorry?" couldn't comprehend Bella.
"It wouldn't be good for our image. So please, go away," explained Ben.
When Charlie got home that day, he requested to talk to Bella. They sit in the kitchen and Bella already knew that something bad was coming.
He told her her, "Bella, when you came here, I was glad that I have somebody to cook, clean and do the laundry. However, you've been a mess lately and it's no longer so lucrative to keep you around. I want you to move back with your mother."
"What?" exclaimed Bella.
"You've heard me. Start arranging it immediately!" said Charlie resolutely.
Bella picked a phone and called her mother. There was yet another nasty surprise for her.
"Honey, I don't know what to say," said Renée after she listened to Bella's request.
"I don't know. That you are glad to hear it?" proposed Bella in unsure voice.
"You know, I've kept you around all these years because you took care of me. But now, I've got Phil. So no, I don't want you back. It's time for you to be on your own."
After the call to Renée, Bella broke down. She always loved her mother and would do anything for her. She never imagined that she would just dump her like that.
When Charlie heard the news, he told Bella, "This doesn't change anything. You have four hours to pack your things. Then I'll arrest you for trespassing."
Bella just nodded. Her face was full of tears. There was only one thing she could do then. She went to a cupboard and took a knife from a drawer.
"Put it back there you little thief!" bellowed Charlie.
Bella dropped the knife back in the drawer and pondered where she could obtain a blade. Or at least a sharp edge! She thought about the pieces of torn metal from her truck. That was it! It was dark already but she grabbed her coat and stumbled toward La Push. When she got to the boundary, she saw that the wreck of her truck was still there, just pulled aside.
Bella decided to spend a few last moments with her truck, before using it as a means of her suicide. She crawled inside and sat on remains of a seat. She lovingly stroked what was left of the dashboard and started to cry again. Ironically, she was more happy than she had been in the last month.
After an hour of shedding tears, she pressed her lips on the broken steering wheel and turned to the nearest jagged edge. She bared her wrists and brought them down on the metal plate. It hurt like hell and she realized that it burned more than it should. It was probably a place where Demetri had bitten. Of course, there wasn't enough venom to change her. In fact, she wouldn't want to became a vampire even if she could.
Bella just leaned back and listened to her dripping blood. Drip, drip, drip... like a clock. The blood pooled in the truck and mixed with her tears and Demetri's venom. Darkness started to veil her vision when amazing things started to happen.
Bella suddenly heard a ghostly voice in her head, "Bellaaaaa..."
She made herself to focus once more. She was too weak to speak so she at least thought back, "Who is it?" However, her heart already knew the answer.
"This is me, your truck."
"How is it possible? Am I loosing my mind?"
The voice of the truck calmed her down, "No Bella. Your love and care created me and your blood, tears and Demetri's venom have awakened me."
Bella's mental voice was thick with emotion when she answered, "Oh my truck, my beloved red beast. I'm so glad that we can keep each other company in our last moments."
"We are dying..." said the truck sadly.
"Yes, they did this to us. Jacob, Demetri, Mike, Charlie, mum..."
"You are forgetting about the Cullens and I'm sure that Aro is in this as well."
"Is there anybody in this story who isn't responsible?"
"Nope, probably not."
"I wish we could have some kind of revenge," said Bella wistfully.
"Well, we could try," replied the truck uncertainly.
"What do you mean? We are finished."
"Bella, I think that something happened when your blood touched me. The venom probably supported it."
"Do you think about the same thing as I do?"
"Yes, let's see if we could take this further."
Bella, strengthened with a new hope, pressed herself closer to the rusty metal. The pain was killing her but she didn't let it to stop her. As her flesh touched the metal, sparks of electricity run through the medium of blood and venom.
"It's working!" said Bella and the truck together. Or maybe it was only one thought which was shared by both of them.
Sparks multiplied and there was magnetic hum in the air. The metal of the wreck started to twist and fold into itself. Bella felt burning in her veins and the truck wasn't any better off. They realized that they started to merge, both in mind and body.
Flesh connected with the metal and metal with flesh. Together, they formed a substance light years beyond anything that humanity could ever invent. In fact, it was light years beyond anything that any sentient race in the universe could ever invent. Bulky shapes of the truck became slimmer but kept their tank-like strength. Bella's arms and legs merged with the wheels and her eyes with the reflectors. And the exhaust pipe... well, no need to say anything.
After fifteen minutes, the joint sentience of Bella and the truck decided to move somewhere more hidden. They exerted some power and rolled away a few times, until they were concealed between the trees. The change continued.
Bella expected it to last for at least three days but in one more hour, it was all over. She stood up and brushed some leaves from her... legs? She was a four meters high robot. A very futuristic robot since she sensed a lot of edge-cutting technologies around her torso. She made a thought and a high-tech looking disruptor gun went out of her arm. That startled her a little but then she made it retract again with another mental command.
She wanted to talk to the truck but realized that the separate mind of the truck was gone. Instead, it was part of her own mind and her mind itself was part of the truck in turn. They were merged to a level when it was was impossible to distinguish them. Of course, Bella's personality was dominant since the truck was an inanimate object. But the new being inherited a lot of traits from the truck as well - it's technical aptitude for example.
Bella, or BellaTruck to be more precise (or simply Transformer!Bella), decided that it was time to move. She concluded that it would be better to move in a less conspicuous form. A shimmer appeared all over her body and she started to shrink. The metal was retracted inside and and something that looked like flesh appeared. Of course, it was still the same indestructible alloy that her whole body was made of.
BellaTruck walked back to the road and thought about her next course of action. She was angry at all the people that betrayed her but she knew that she had to think it through. She needed time to prepare, explore her abilities and plan her revenge. She heard a howl and her sensors revealed that the pack was coming to investigate. She concentrated again and transformed into an inconspicuous car. As she drove away from La Push and Forks, the wolves ran past her but their noses detected no suspicious smell.
When Bella got far enough, another thought struck her. She stopped and looked upward where stars shone. She transformed again, ignited the thrusters that appeared and rose to the sky.
Theme (pick a tune of your choosing):
Transformer Bella, Transformer Bella,
Transformer Bella is awesome, awesome!
Transformer Bella, she's got four wheels,
Transformer Bella, she...
Yeah, stupid song. Never mind.