Alright. I haven't put anything up here for a while so I fugured I'd put this up. I thought it up in math class. It's based off another fiction I did, that one involving Invader ZIM. I'm gonna try to put in as many characters from this Anime/Manga as I can. I want lots of feed back on this. FEED BACK! NOT FLAMES! There will be a little bit of implication of yaoi, so beware of that... Uh... Lots of swearing. And I might actually put commercials in this fic. Depends how much time I got. So enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Saiyuki characters. They belong to Kayuza Minekura. But if I did own them... OH THE YAOI THERE WOULD BE!

:camera skims across audience to The-Death-Bringer-Of-Hell and then to the Saiyuki cast at the front:

The-Death-Bringer-Of-Hell: Hello! And welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? Today's contestants are: "Kill them. Kill them now." Genjyo Sanzo! "Gimme another meatbun!" Son Goku! "She was also my older sister." Cho Hakkai! And "The only swimming I do is in bed." Sha Gojyo! And I'm The-Death-Bringer-Of-Hell (Itsuji for short)! Come on down and let's have some fun:sits down at desk and drinks hot chocolate: I'm filling in for Drew Carey, in case you're wondering.

Goku: YEAH! He's out buyin' lunch without me, that bastard!

Itsuji: Yeah... Ummm... Welcome to Whose line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right. They're just like Sanzo being a monk. It just doesn't matter.

Sanzo: Shut up.

Itsuji: Whatever. We're going to start the night off with "Questions Only"! These guys can only ask questions to each other, starting with Sanzo and Hakkai. When I sound my buzzer, they'll switch with their team mate and so on. Now I need a topic from the audience about an unlikely trip someone is going to make.

Dr. Nii in the audience: A Journey West!

Itsuji: Oh, ha. Fine. Questions only about a Journey to the west. Take it away whenever you're ready.

Sanzo: Hakkai, have you packed the bags?

Hakkai: Would you believe me if I said I didn't?

Sanzo: Would you believe me if I told you I regret nothing before going on this trip?

Hakkai: What if I said no?

Sanzo: Then... Ah, damnit...

Itsuji: BUZZZZ!!!

Goku: Hay, Hakkai! Did you bring lots of food?

Hakkai: No, but would you like to see my dragon?

Goku: Is that something I can eat?

Hakkai: Well, ano... :walks off chuckling:

Itsuji: BUZZZZ!!!

Gojyo: Hey, Monkey. What did you learn today?

Goku: Don't call me monkey, you stupid Kappa...?

Itsuji: BUZZ!!!

Sanzo: What are you doing, you idiot?

Gojyo: Would you believe me if I said I coudn't help looking at those beautiful eyes of yours?

Itsuji: BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZ! That's enough. Gotta keep this clean. 1000 bullets for Sanzo for quoting some dead guy. 1000 meatbuns for Goku for being so damn cute. 1001 points for Hakkai for mentioning Hakuryuu. And 10,000 points to Gojyo for last night.

Gojyo: Thanks, Babe. :winks at Itsuji:

Itsuji:swoon: Ok! Next we're gonna play everbody's favorite game to get it out of the way: Irish Drinking Song! You guys know how this works. The game Irish Drinking Song is performed by each character sings one of four stanzas in the style of: Aand Irish Drinking Song! Laura Hall couldn't be here tonight so we have Kannon to play for us. Scarey, isn't it?

Kannon: Why am I here?

Hakkai: Because Itsuji has blackmail of you and--:Kannon's hand gets slapped over his mouth:

Kannon: Alright, alright. Jeez...

Itsuji: Ok... Anyway, we need a suggestion from the audience about... anything... Hey, I don't write it. I just read it.

Lirin in Audience: KICKING BADDY ASS!

Itsuji: Alright, they'll be singing the "Kicking Baddy Ass Hoe down" Start whenever you're ready.

All: Ohhhhhh, ai-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Sanzo: Once there was a baddy.

Goku: He loved to pick on children.

Hakkai: He once lived inside a hut.

Gojyo: Instead of on a mountain.

Sanzo: He said he like horror-movies.

Goku: He said he liked to spin.

Hakkai: He said he beat small children up.

Gojyo: He said his name was Jien!

All: Ohhhhhh, ai-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Goku: Now Jien met up with heros.

Hakkai: They were four of a kind.

Gojyo: Never scared were they.

Sanzo: They'd unwillingly help who'd they find.

Goku: One was always hungry.

Hakkai: One was smart and fun!

Gojyo: One was really sexy.

Sanzo: The last would shoot you with his gun!

All: Ohhhhhh, ai-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Hakkai: They challenged Jien-san to a fight.

Gojyo: He accepted with such glee.

Sanzo: The four took on a fighter's stance.

Goku: The hungry one said "Whee."

Hakkai: Jien drew out a silver sword.

Gojyo: He jumped into the air.

Sanzo: The kicked his sorry-baddy-ass.

Goku: Then he was eaten by a bear!

All: Ohhhhhh, ai-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! Ohhhhhh, ai-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! Dee! Di! Dee! Di!!!

Itsuji: BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZZZ!! We'll be right back with more Whose Line is it Anyway? Right after this, so don't go away!

So how'd you like that? Pretty good, huh? I actually had no script for this one before hand like I did my other one. So basically, this fic is improv. just like the show! How ironic! I wrote the song. The Hoe Down song was, infact, written by me. On the spot. So I'll try to get the next chapter up soon. PLEASE! FOR GOD'S SAKE! R&R! You could save a life!