Gonk had no liver. This proved somewhat controversial with the media, and Gonk commited suicide, however he agreed that 3 ghosts would visit him in the cover of moonlight. These ghosts would teach him the true meaning of Christmas, kind of like every stupid christmas special EVER FRICKEN BROADCAST ON TELEVISION. So Gonk sat down at his desk, pondering the continuity of his recently released concept album, "Suck my Sack," spiritual sequel to his lesser known predecessor, "Don't Lick my- And then he was interrupted by malicious thoughts of severing the slingus off of young schoolboys. He looked over to his prized chrome windosill, but it looked a bit lopsided when it sat next to his sick puppy. He decided to metaphorically straighten it by adjusting the angle of the assortment of pens and wrenches on his placemat, however the largest of the tools, Gex, seemed to enjoy teasing Gonk with his evident misconception of the word, "Straight," as he kept posting pictures of half naked men and rainbows on instagram. Gonk gripped Gex and snapped the wretched wrench in half, which if you've never attempted before, is not a mediocre feat of strength at all.
Gonk hears a ripping noise. He had almost no time to think, as his skin was instantly severed in half. Out popped Will Smith with a medium sized nugget, covered in the bodily fluids of the now deceased Gonk. Will finds the remains of his close friend Gex strewn lazily about the place. After mourning his loss for around two minutes, he cannot see, as he is no longer within the boundaries of existance. Eric 2 walks in. He walks out. He walks back in. He decides that the doorway is indeed in working order and begins the monotonous process of devouring Gex. Eric 2 became Russia. As was the way of all dump-trucks, Gonk took it upon himself to slap the booty. And so the first ghost arrived. "I am the ghost of the movie 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'," he said, except he didn't. "Why must you haunt me O' supper time of sentient sock?" Gex responded to the specter. "No," the ghost answered, and so that was as it was to be, for as it was, there would be no, "was,"
until it was as it would be for when it was the return of the cat.
This was when the second ghost entered the house, however, he saw that the first ghost was still there, and left the house hanging his head in embarassment. The first ghost, understanding that he had caused a semi-awkward moment, and left also, leaving gex to finish devouring the remains of the wrench Gonk. Eric 2 pulled out a peach-flavored milkshake, but threw it down the large abyss in the floor after tasting it. It tasted like peaches. And so thee third and final ghost appeared. "I am the ghost of the number 3," said the ghost. "I have come to haunt you, Gonk," said Gonk. So Gonk took his ears and the ghost finally finished devouring Gex. So Gonk finished haunting, and Gex upchucked all of the Gonk meat he had eaten, which was a drastically large amount.
PEAPOD AKA ASAP DING DONG THE END