Long ago, in a galaxy, there was a worm. This is why Eric 2 was destined to become the greatest poopy diaper in the world. He was, and then, he was the greatest poopy diaper in the world.
This is the retelling of his story, the story of how, and when, and where, that Eric 2 has become the greatest poopy diaper in the world. Nobody questions the judgement of Eric 2, because he has never defeated the narwork of dinkus doonkoe, fiery land to the east. Dinkus doonkoe is sometime referred to as Eric 2 lost his position as high poopy diaper of royale Ding Dong world.
This is Kunkle Bunkly Du, Eric 2's sexy East African girlfriend. Kunkle is a boy. Kunkle likes to stick his foot up Eric 2's poopy diaper hole.
So now that all of the characters have been introduced, Eric, Boonkle, Doonkle, Sack of Meat, Pack of Meat, Meat Stick, Sticky Meat, and Drippy Meat Bottle set on their quest to regain the dwarven kingdom of Smellypile. However, Boonkle choked on the letter H and then murdered Meat Stick in the afterlife. Therefore the fellowship was disbanded, and Eric 2 pulled out a fork from his world-famous dangly dong and dingled all over the dongus. Jaque the semi-french canadian did not approve of himself so Eric 2 turned into Jaque and Jaque was raped by 3rd grader.
This is how Mr. 3rd Grader Pants asserted himself as the main character. Wedges Wedges Margarine Wedges, don't give a hand to the muckly duck. Eric 2 ate Smellmyfoot, the pirate king of Gigglus Bukluke. Pac-Man, Hank Horizon, Sensei Snack Sack, somewhat oblong spoon, Pack of Meat's third cousin Duke Nukem, and Snoop-Dawg and Yoko Ono and Kooooooooongly Dongly and Humpty Dumpty the ruggly badger.
So Courtney told Garette to, "Stop swinging that thing around." Yogurt splattered everywhere. On the walls, on the ceiling, on Kelsi's plastic sergery implants, on the temple of duck truck,
on the yogurt, on the yogurt's momma, on the moo-moo. Eric 2 said, "Let there be light," and then a shaking goober consumed him in darkness. Charlie no-longer owned the Mos-Eisley pub. THE END So then and then so then so then Mario Galaxy 8 came out for Wii-Fungus and Sick Dick said, "Let there be light," and there was a large newspaper comic. KING O BUCKET SUCK TOLD ERIC 2 TURN OFF YO CAPS LOCK SO YOU CAN BECOME THE PUMPKIN KING. so eh deed, but hees speelin an grama becam wors in dar proses And then it didn't. Eric 2 learned binary code and left for the university of pheonix and was rejected. He was then was rejec And then it didn't. Son, this walrus is the dawn of the nightsky. Dad, what is how much the number of eyes down in good ol' Alabama? 4, son, 4. Song? Daad?
U no looonglet doonglet piglet diglet. That is what happens when Kunkle sticks his foot up Eric 2's poopy hole.