One day Sonic was at his house, when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door to find a big letter which he promptly opened. But what Sonic found confused him. "Hey Tails is pretty smart, i'll bet he'll know what this is." He thought as he went to Tails' house. Tails said that these were taxes and explained how to do them and showed Sonic how to do them. Sonic looked at Tails and said "Nigga fuck the IRS what'd they ever do for me, I ain't doin' no fuckin' taxes they can go piss off." "SONIC!" Tails yelled "that's Tax evasion, you can't do that you'll get in trouble, look at what happened to Kirby!" You're right" said Sonic. "But I still don't understand these thing, i'll just have to try." (2 weeks later) Sonic hears a knock on the door two FBI employees say "Sonic, we have a warrant for your arrest under subsection d of paragraph e you stated you make twenty million a month by eating chaos chili robots" "SHIT!" yelled sonic "guess I should've tried to actually do my taxes like a responsible human being"
Fin.