Hello, hello!

As you may have noticed, there have been a few changes made since the last time we've been on . We have not switched writers, nor are we spotting production on the stories we have made. We have branched out a little, and it simply took us a little time to come back, and for that we sincerely apologize.

Out of everything we've joined and looked through, this website has been by FAR our favorite. You're supportive, amazing, and just wonderful people all around. And for that we truly do thank you. Thank you for sticking by our sides when we essentially disappeared off the face of the earth without another word.

Just know we are back, and we are staying, as well as with a few 'upgrades'. And said upgrades start out with 'Backstories', and unintentional spamming. Lots of spamming...

NOW! just so you know what will happen, we have an AU based around Five Nights At Freddy's we have been working on for a long time. Said AU starts here, at 'Backstories', and will continue past. We will state something is 'canon' or 'non-canon' if you would like to follow along. If you don't, we completely understand. Hopefully you enjoy our writing for what it is.

However, the rules for everything still apply. If you have any suggestions or comments about how to improve our writing, possibly even an idea, please don't hesitate. Any feedback toward anything and we will happily apply it. It's the reason why we have specific warnings as well as a rating. Each chapter is different and therefore we try and help you the best we possibly can.

Again, thank you so much for everything. We didn't mean for that to be a long spill, but we have missed this comminittee. But, we hope you enjoy what we have in store for you. And we wish you a wonderful night.

NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES

WARNINGS
Frequent cursing
Mentions of death
Mentions of murder
Action of harming someone

DISCLAIMER
This is based upon the video game franchise Five Nights At Freddy's, all rights for the characters and the world they interact inside belong solely to Scott Cawthon. We own nothing but the writing.
Please give credit to those who deserve it. Thank you.

"Welcome, Eggs Benedict."

"Yep, that's my name. I, Eggs Benedict, are a humanized breakfast dish!"

"We do not appreciate sarcasm in this establishment. If you proceed to use this form of communication-"

"You'll shock me using the badge I have pinned to my shirt, yada, yada, yada. Do it already, will ya?" Eggs grins, though tense as he prepares for the pain to come.

The blonde man was hired three weeks ago to work at Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental for 'janitorial duties'. He didn't expect a lot when he was hired, and without so much as an interview, but the place was more out of whack than he could possibly imagine.

Animatronics that sure seemed like they wanted to kill you. Technicians here and there getting hanged inside the different rooms. Needing to shock said animatronics in order to do his job...a whole lot more of that kind of bull shit.

Speaking of shocks.

"I'M SLOWLY TURNING INSANE!" Eggs exclaims almost enthusiastically when his HandUnit electrocutes him.

On his first week the mechanic only got shocked due to him being hesitant about 'administering a controlled shock to properly motivate the animatronics'. Lately, however, the AI has gotten at tad too power happy with the technology.

Now him and the animatronics were all in the same boat. Forced to come down to the living hell disguised as a workshop for repairs deep underground at night to get shocked at least once.

"Proceed to the primary control module."

"On it, Sadistic Disembodied Voice," the man salutes before carefully kneeling down and crawling into the vent to get to where he needs to go.

Thanks to his extremely tiny frame and nimble body he never has to worry about getting stuck inside of the vent openings. Though crawling through said vents wouldn't be needed per say if they fixed the yellow caution taped hallway. But hey, who was he to complain when it's his job to use it every single night…

With a grunt of pain he stands up after entering the primary control module. As HandUnit tells him he needs to check on Ballora, the janitor sighs at seeing her not on her stage.

"Uh-oh. It looks like Ballora doesn't feel like dancing." HandUnit supplies.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious," Eggs smirks. He waits for a moment until he gets a controlled shock of his own. Once it passes he then shocks the ballerina, breathing out relieved at seeing her back on stage after only one shock.

"Excellent. Ballora is feeling like her old self ag-"

"Or you're just a bastard who wants to shock the poor animatronics to get kicks out of your shitty life." Another shock, this time without a warning. "Dude! Tell a guy next time you pull shit like that!"

"Let's check on FuntimeFoxy," is all that's said in favor of ignoring Eggs' comment for the mistreatment. The blonde man glares and flickers on the light for Funtime Auditorium, unable to help a smile at seeing the white and pink fox pressed up right against the window.

"Eggs!" she exclaims.

"Hey Foxster. How are you tonight?"

"I'm good! I got to see sooooo many kids today! They were all so excited and it was awesome!"

"I'm really glad to hear that. Now, are you gonna go on your stage or are we both gonna get zapped?"

"I'll go," FuntimeFoxy whines. Eggs grins when she disappears from view and allows the light to turn off so HandUnit can see she's on stage.

"Great job FuntimeFoxy. We knew we could count on you!" the AI appraises.

"Do the noise!" she calls as Eggs listens to the assignment of checking on Baby.

Or, should be listening, but instead was making hand puppet movements to everything being said.

"Again?"

"YES!"

"Don't encourage her," Ballora announces. Eggs smirks as he turns to the other window, bringing his flashlight out so he can actually see her figure still dancing on the stage.

"You mean to say you don't like the noise?" Eggs teases, hand reaching out 'threateningly' to make FuntimeFoxy's dreams come true.

The animatronic lets out a sighing noise as she shakes her head fondly. Grinning at the 'okay', he then presses the nose to the weird clown head sitting on the desk, eliciting a weird laughing noise into the silent air.

"Thanks Eggs!" FuntimeFoxy grins.

"Anytime." The man offers a smile to Ballora before crawling through the vent to Baby's gallery.

Fingers crossed to not have to deal with anything weird tonight, his tiny form appears inside the small module 'over looking' Circus Baby's auditorium. Really it could just be standing over a giant ass cliff with the chance of breaking even more and sending him to his doom, but okay! Whatever you say Handy!

Mostly he doesn't really mind crawling in and helping with Baby's weird sense of humor. Her bidybabs coming over and attempting to get under the desk where he hides always makes his job a lot more exciting, but tonight he just really wanted to watch his favorite TV show and sleep until ten o'clock pm.

Sixteen hours of sleep. One of the greatest choices ever made by Eggs Benedict.

"Heya Baby! How are you today!" the mechanic greets. She doesn't answer though and the man flickers on the light, cursing when it still doesn't illuminate Baby's stage so he can actually see if she's there or not.

Or, if said area was a cliff...

"Great job Circus Baby! We knew we could count on you," HandUnit announces. The blonde man let's out a breath at not having to fend off any of the little bidybads who love to torture him on certain nights, but he wished Baby would talk to him more.

Out of all of the animatronics, Baby was more like HandUnit. She would speak if she wanted to, but if Eggs said anything or would greet her, she would never return the words. It got irritating to say the least especially when he didn't know why she didn't like him.

Or maybe that's how she always was. He'd much rather if she wasn't such a little bastard about it, though.

"Please leave using the vent behind you, and we will see you tomorrow."

"Alright then. See you tomorrow Baby!" With that he ducks down to shimmy back to the center module, jumping to a stand with a bright smile. "See you guys tomorrow! Don't get into trouble without me!"

"See you again, Mr. Benedict," Ballora smiles. Eggs returns it in full and ducks down to crawl back into the vents leading into the elevator.

Problem was, the goddamn vent was closed.

"Uh, Handy? What's up with the, you know? Vent to go home?"

"There seems to be a power malfunction that is affecting our ability to allow you to leave. Please stand by while I reboot the systems."

"WHAT!"

"What's wrong Eggs?" FuntimeFoxy questions, the sound of her approaching the glass alerting the human she was watching with curiosity.

"Oh! I, uh, just left something back in Ballora's auditorium. I'll need to grab it," Eggs responds, swallowing thickly when he realizes he has to go into her room. And after that, straight into Freddy's.

Now don't get him wrong, he loves the animatronics. Half his life building machines he's learned to treat them kindly and respect them, especially with how advanced the one's owned by William Afton himself.

He might not think they're alive, necessarily, but he held them in a place in his heart and shocked himself whenever he has to administer a shock to them. The thing is, he only has that kind of 'love' and 'compassion' when they're behind glass. As soon as that's gone though, all the respect he's earned is out the window, him only being a new target ripe for the killing.

Fuck whatever everyone else said of 'being completely safe'. FuntimeFreddy personally told him Eggs wouldn't see the light of day in the coming week.

"Can you leave something in here too!" the fox questions, tail wagging happily.

...he's going to pretend it's because she doesn't want to kill him. As much as a lie that seemed.

But he couldn't break her whatever-is-a-heart-to-them. "Maybe tomorrow, Foxster."

"Okay!" With that she leaves, but it doesn't make Eggs feel any better.

FuntimeFoxy was harder than Ballora to stay away from, her movements of attacking easily triggered if he shines the light too much or too less at the wrong time. Compared to the ballerina animatronic only activated by sound, the fox animatronic was a little bitch.

"Thank you for your patience, it seems the power system-"

"FUCK YOU!" For once the HandUnit falls silent, leaving without a shock as Eggs shuffles toward Ballora's gallery vent.

"Fuck me!"

Without another word, and of course without a reassurance the ballerina animatronic will not hurt him in any way, the mechanic disappeared into the vent, crawling into the darkness with nothing more than a flashlight and a bitching little HandUnit.

"Fuck, me."