This is my second Gleefic. An alternative ending to Funk. What if the boys ended up going toe to toe with Vocal Adrenaline..Get ready for a major bromance! Planning on making it just 2 chapters but if enough people like it, then I might expand it/make another story off of it. Please let me know what you think or subscribe if you want more!

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Party Like a Rockstar, Kick a Little..

"..And now, I just keep having nightmares of how the mothers of the little baby chicks came after me for revenge."

Rachel sat all proper inside a circle as if she were attending an A.A. meeting, telling everyone what had happened the day before. Some like Tina, sat in shock. How could Jesse say that he was their friend? That he cared about Rachel when, obviously, it was all a sham? It just didn't make sense to them..Any of them. Others, felt a wave of rage fall over them.

" This is bull-"

Puck snapped, but pushed the word to the back of his mind. One thing his mother taught him, was to never say foul language in front of women..Also that he has to marry a nice Jewish girl and give her beautiful Jewish grandchildren. But that was another story all together. Today, he was going to be a man,

" Finn, Mike, Matt. Come with me."

He caught the gaze of the three and saw confirmation in their minds. It was on.

Puck positioned himself out of his chair and went towards the door, feet grazing the linoleum tiles.

" Right on! It's time for less talking and more punching!"

Finn seethed through his teeth. Over the past few weeks, he and his former friend Puck had begun to stitch back together their deep wound of a relationship. Starting with the slashing of V.A's tire and getting jobs at Sheets N' Things. Silently, Mike and Matt followed. The four of them were pretty solid with each other given they all had been friends ever since they joined the football team. They also all went through shit from the rest of the team because of their common love of grooving and jamming together, making them all the more closer.

Not far behind, suprisingly, was Artie. He was slightly insulted that Puck didn't request his help. I mean, Vocal Adrenaline was a group of singing and dancing sissies..He could take them with his legs tied down.

Even more suprising than that, was Kurt's willingness to tag along. He looked limber enough to dodge some punches, Matt thought. Besides, he gave the football team it's only goal this whole season so, he was cool in his book.

No way I'm gonna ruin this outfit...I just want to cheer the guys on... watch them fight..Tear some clothes in the process...Watch Finn roll around shirtless, tackling another guy..

" Guys what's going on?" Mr. Shuester, or more affectionately, Shue, strolled in, unaware of what had happened to Rachel. He could, however, sense that all the students were writhing with anger.

Finn saw red as he shook his finger wildly around, " We're goin' over there and going all Braveheart on Vocal Adrenaline!" He shouted.

Rachel stared at the body of her former flame. Finn, so sweet. So romantic. Even when she had found who she thought was her other, He stood by her. Waiting for the moment they could be together again. Like Noah in The Notebook..

"Guys! Violence is never the anwser!" Will frantically snapped back. Immediately, he was reminded of the pain he brought to Sue not long ago. In the heat of the moment, it seemed right to fight fire with fire but all he got was ashes..That didn't make him feel vindicated.

" It is when the question is 'What is the best way to mess up that Jesse kid's face?'!"

Noah..

Goregous, Passionate Noah.

He was a lovely specimen of man. Beautiful, brave, and caring. He might not admit it but there were times when he was the sweetest guy to her. There were dreams when she saw his face next to hers on her soft pink pillow. His hazel eyes gazing into her soul. The only fact that ruined this image was the fact that his Pants Brain ruled his heart most times. Rachel wasn't going to be another notch in his belt.

" Mr Shuester," Kurt began, " Rachel is one of us,"

"One of us"

Rachel finally belonged somewhere. She was surrounded by people who cared. She thought Kurt hated her. Possibly, that he was jealous that he wasnt born her. Her voice, her close friendship with Finn, the fact she beat him for the solo in Defying Gravity.

Maybe he wasn't such a he-bitch after all..

"...We're the only ones who get to make fun of her."

Well, that's that, I guess.. She thought.

All the boys had enough of trying to explain themselves. They were going over to Carmel and getting their revenge.

Will wanted to yell at them to stop. He tried. But, what difference would it make? It was his fault he let Jesse come in. He should've known better..Still, he can't let his students get hurt, or worse..Expelled before Regionals.

"Wait..ST-"

When he looked up, the boys were gone.