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Okay, okay. I know that TECHNICALLY some parts of this story don't quite add up...I know Edward can read minds, for example. But the story just worked out this way. Hope you like it anyway :)

"Omigod!"

Edward turned quickly from the piano, and glanced over to where Bella was stretched out on the living room floor with her laptop.

"What's wrong?"

Bella ignored him, and carried on tapping at the keyboard with look in her eyes that seemed to express a desire to cause the laptop pain. It reminded Edward of the bloodthirsty glint usually seen in new born vampires or incensed football fans. He turned back to his music.

"Omigod!"

"What?"

She looked at him dazedly. "I think I just killed you..."

"Um...okay...."

Before he could say anything else, three things happened. Bella shrieked and pushed the laptop away, Alice and Rosalie appeared at the door of the living room with horrified expressions and Emmett and Jasper exchanged glances before simultaneously abandoning their video game and leaving Edward to deal with....whatever was going on.

"Emmett's GAY!!!" Rosalie bust out, at the same moment Alice wailed "I've lost ALL my clothes!!" .

Edward was trying to think of the right response, when Bella leapt up to join them and repeated tragically "I just KILLED Edward!"

"Omigod!"

With the feeling he was missing some vital part of this conversation, Edward abandoned the piano.

"Okay, I hate to interrupt, but WTF are you talking about?"

Bella grabbed his hand and pulled him across the room before thrusting her laptop screen under his nose. "Look! I just killed you! I don't even know how that happened...."

"I know!" Alice broke in "I mean, you completely matched your personalities and everything..."

Edward sighed "You know, I am gonna kill Jacob for giving you the sims..."

"Look at how it all turned out-" Bella waved towards the screen. "It was gonna be awesome, and now Edward's dead...I killed him...Emmett and Alice are having their first baby...Carlisle just beat up Jasper...and Esme is having an affair!"

"At least that's better than mine. I am never going to cook. Ever." Alice declared dramatically "I just set fire to everything I own..."

She was cut off by a loud laugh- Emmett was lounging in the doorway and grinning.

"I cannot believe your still playing that stupid game. And that you take it so seriously! I mean, its just a game, its not like its real life..."

"You're gay" Rosalie informed him brutally. The smile slid from Emmett's face, to be replaced with one of horror.

"WHAT? How...Why...What...I'M NOT GAY!"

"You just made out with Jacob."

"WHAT?"

"It's just a game, Emmett" Bella said sweetly. Emmett glared at her.

"Hey!" Alice exclaimed, her fingers flying over the keys "Now you're married to each other!"

"WTF!"

Edward sighed and went back to his piano. Something told him this was going to be a long evening.

Sorry, my inspiration wore out a little, but it seemed like a good idea at the time... I haven't played sims for ages but i'm getting back into it... (The first family I ever made were all dead within half an hour, though)

Thanks for reading, even if you don't review. Reviews would make me happy tho, hint hint xx