Wizard Idol
Disclaimer and such: Based off of American Idol. Simon, Randy, Paula, Kelly Clarkson, Will (the british dude), and Brian Duncleman belong to themselves, since they are real people lol. All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Basically Harry Potter characters decide to try out for the new reality show, Wizard Idol. Enjoy!
Brian Duncleman: Hello. My name is Brian Duncleman, and this is the other guy who doesn't have a name because the author forgets what it is so we'll call him Bob, and you're watching Wizard Idol!
Bob: Yes, over 20 million of you tuned in to watch our hit TV show American Idol, where Kelly Clarkson became the new American Idol. And I'm sure a lot of you tuned in to the British show, where that Will guy won. At least I think his name was Will.
Brian: Sure Bob. Anyway, we're here to announce a version of these shows for you witches and wizards out there who want to become the new Wizard Idol. It's called Wizard Idol. And now to introduce our judges! The stunning Paula Abdul! His coolness, Randy Jackson! And last but not least, the evil opinionated one, Simon Cowell!
::applause applause::
Bob: Now let's get the show started!
::more applause and music::
Now, to the auditions!
First up, Mr. Draco Malfoy!
Draco: Hi, I'm Draco.
Paula: Nice to meet you, Draco.
Simon: Who bloody cares what your name is! Let's here how you sing.
Draco: Er, alright. ::clears throat:: I'm a little teapot! Short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my - -
Simon: Stop! I've heard enough. Where have you been for the past 15 years?
Draco: In my mansion, at school…
Simon: Find a new song, get some voice lessons, and never come near me again! Your voice has made me ill…
Draco: So can I come back?
Next week on Wizard Idol, Miss Ginny Weasley!