Disclaimer: Neither of us own Yugioh. Don't bother suing.

Authors' Notes: This is just a quick thing that my best friend (Lisa) and I (Lily) were writing. Don't mind us. We've been having waaaaayyyy too much chocolate.



If Yugi and his Yami didn't use so much hair gel:

Their hair might not be all different colors and stick up.

The rest of the world could use some.

They'd be a lot shorter than they are now. They wouldn't have to worry about there hair being flat because it would already be.

They'd have sorta normal haircuts.

People wouldn't stare at them as they walk by.

They wouldn't mind so much when you touch their hair.



If Joey were any dumber:

They'd make Joey jokes instead of blond ones

Oh wait he is a blond.

So that's why..

He'd walk into a spaceship thinking it was a coffee shop.

You prob won't get the previous thing b/c it was an inside joke from a story that never made it to the press.



If Pegasus's hair was any longer:

He would rival Rapunzel

It'd cover his other eye, which wouldn't help at all while he's walking in those high heels of his.

He'd look even more like a girl.

Even his millennium eye wouldn't be able to see through that mess.

He could build a castle of hair.

He'd make it to the guiness world records.



If Tristan's hair was any pointier:

You could dip it in ink and use it as a pen.

You could pop balloons with it.

People would REALLY stare.

You would cut yourself on it.

1. The hair gel would start to slide off.

1. So that's where the rest of the hair gel went.



If Kaiba wore a longer trenchcoat:

There'd be no more blue fabric to use

He'd trip a lot

He could hide his cards in it.

and his dueling disks

and his brother

Not that he can't now

It would rival Pegasus' hair

WOW.



If this writing thing were any more pointless:

We'd have negative reviews

as in number not content

Which we probably do now

We'd get booted off FanFiction.net

It would convince us of our writing skills

And probably you too.

And you wouldn't be reading this anyways, so we'll just stop writing this now.

Oh wait. we do have a point: Tristan's hair!

WOW.