Hi! These are 'Dumb Ways To Die' One Shots. Review to give me ideas! Here we go!
Dumb Ways To Die - The Rodge And The Gathering
It is a Full Moon. So, Cats from all Clans (except Skyclan! XD) gather together. Bramblestar is going about with his announcements.
"Prey is doing well so far...", Bramblestar stated.
A Rodge came in. He walked in through the center. All the cats looked at him and went to the sides. The Rodge stopped in front of the place that the Leaders where.
"What are you doing here?", Mistystar asked very nicely, "What is your name?"
"Minnow brain.", the Rodge replied.
"Wait, wh-", Mistystar started offended.
The rouge turned to each of the Leaders. 'Rabbit brain!" To Windclan, "Mouse brain" To Shadowclan and...
The Leaders where in shock and before he could say something about Thunderclan but, they attack him.
"I am going to line my nest with your pelt!", Some cat howled.
When he was dead, Hollyleaf came down and grabbed the Rodge and through him in the bushes spatting " That is what you get for disrespect the Leaders!" And to every other cat, she looks around saying, "What? He broke the Warrior Code!" They continue staring. "Ohh! Please continue." She dipped her head then disappeared.
After a while, Mistystar howled, "Riverclan is doing good! And we are now done! The Gathering is over!" And every cat agreed with that.
Snowcrystal of Thunderclan: So? How did you like it? I am trying out some new stuff so, you can help me out if you want to... Yeah. Oh! And remember...
Rodge: *Walks is screaming insanely* NEVER WALK INTO A CAT GATHERING AND INSULT THE LEADERS!
Snowcrystal: Exactly. Bye!
Rodge: *Mumbles* I need to find a way to kill Holly...
Snowcrystal: Wait, WHAT!
Rodge: Oh! The thing is still going! *Turns and slaps Snowcrystal unconscious then, reaches to turn of the thing off* Bye!