Chapter One: Twilight Epidemic

"Oh my gosh! I cant wait for New Moon to come out in theatres!" Wendy squealed running up to her best friend Bebe who was wearing a Twilight shirt. I sighed and rolled my eyes, I was one of the very few people at my school that couldn't stand New Moon or Twilight or any other books by Stephanie Meyer.

"I see the epidemic of Twilight fans has grown larger," My best friend Craig said rolling her eyes when four girls wearing Twilight shirts like Bebe's came strolling in.

"I swear if any more of them comes I'm going to move to a different country," My other best friend Jimmy said rolling his eyes. I leaned up against the wall and waited for my teacher to get there to unlock the door and I could still hear all the Twilight fans carrying on their conversation.

"Oh and I heard that Stan is going, he is such a sexy beast," A girl I don't know the name of with blonde hair said. I sighed and rolled my eyes, I really couldn't stand another minute of this.

"When is the teacher going to get here?" Craig asked. I shrugged my shoulders

"Beats me,"

"I'll b-b-b-bet he's trying to make friends with that w-wild pig that keeps coming up here," Jimmy said. For two weeks now a wild pig has been coming onto the school grounds and Mr. Garrison has been trying to make friends with it ever since. I decided to turn my focus to a different conversation, and luckily I found a pretty interesting one.

"Fifth grade is so difficult," A dorky looking kid with glasses that took up half his head said sliding down on the wall.

"No it's not," The school nerd argued with her pigtails wagging as she shook her head rapidly. I had to giggle at this, it was funny watching her pig tails just wagging away. The boy with the huge glasses just ignored her and pulled out his mobile and started texting. Suddenly I felt the ground start to shake and I saw the huge shadow of Mr. Khan coming towards us.

"What are you doing out in the hall way?" His deep voice boomed loud enough to shake the school.

"W-we're waiting for Mr. Garrison to get here," I replied in a shaky voice.

"I told him to leave that pig alone," Mr. Khan boomed running off to go find Mr. G. I sighed and wiped a drip of sweat off my brow, Mr. Khan really freaks me out.

"Sorry I'm late," Mr. Garrison said running up and unlocking the door, I happily walked in the classroom and sat in the middle row, third seat between Craig who was in front of me and Jimmy who was behind me.

"Today we will be making an Edward Cullen sculpture in honour of New Moon coming out soon," Mr. G said. I groaned and hit my head against the desk, even Mr. G was following the crowd.

"Do we seriously have to do that?" Craig asked flipping the bird.

"You better unless you want me to get Mr. Khan after you," Mr. G replied.

"Ugh fine," Craig groaned, I think Mr. Khan freaked her out even more than he did me.

"I went to Mr. Khan's office last week," Jimmy suddenly whispered. Craig and I gasped and turned to face him with our mouths hanging to the floor.

"Did he have shrunken heads or crows feet in there?" We pressed him to give us every detail about what Mr. Khan had in that office of his. Everyone said that only a few people made it out alive after they went in there, we were glad that Jimmy was one of the few who did.

"No it was wu-worse," He said darkly.

"What was it?" We asked in unison inching closer if that was even possible.

"He had…Twilight stuff all over, p-posters on every inch of the wall, even on the inside of the door and he's even got Twilight ch-ch-chair coverings," Jimmy said.

"No…no this cant be," Craig said with fear in his voice, I just gasped and covered my mouth with my hand.

"I'm afraid that even Mr. Khan is a twilight fan,"

"The school is going to be over run by twilight fans!" We cried out in unison.

"I wish they'd all just disappear!" I cried out. I had no idea then that my wish was going to come true.