It was a 9am when Hotch received the phone call. Reid was going to be late as he had to drop Morgan off at the hospital. Everything was fine but Morgan might need a few days, Reid was going to explain when he got into work.
At ten thirty Reid entered the bullpen. He dumped his bag on his desk, waved to Prentiss and jogged over to Hotch's office. After a quick knock on the door he let himself in and slumpted into a chair. "Well that was fun," he began, "sorry about all this Hotch, I was asked to make something up but I'm not that nice." Hotch put down his paperwork and gestured for the grinning Reid to continue.
"Morgan was allergic to his sex toy cleaner. He was too embarrassed to go to to see a Doctor that he called me, probably thinking I wouldn't understand. I took him to the hospital and they'll be keeping him for a couple of days at least." Hotch just stared, Reid knew about sex toys, Morgan was using them, this was far too much information for being sober.
"Hotch, I should also warn you. I'm going to teach Morgan how to properly care for his things, I'm also going use this as a way to seduce him. I suspect we won't be announcing the relationship until after six months, but I'm giving you a heads up now." With that Reid got up and stretched, "I'm going to be the one that pulls his weight while he's off, best be getting on with it."