(based in Johnny Socko's "Tired Happy Life"-and no, I dont own Johnny Socko or Invader Zim or anything like that. Although I do own a lawngnome, it has no lazers.)
He gets up and goes to skool
Dib's the only one that knows that he's a tool
For the Almighty Tallest and the invasion thats his life
The other kids just think he's brave
For having green skin and a dog that goes to raves
As far as he knows, its a normal Earthen life
His dog cant bite hard (cause its a robot)
Lawn gnomes in the yard (tricked out with lazers)
He's just trying to live his Irken/Earthen Life
His evil plans are always destroyed
By Dib, his countermeasures and his polaroids
But having an nemesis is just apart of life
So thats the story of our boy Zim
His dog/robot GIR and the people chasing him
And the weirdness will just go on for the rest of his life
His dog cant bite hard (cause its a robot)
Lawn gnomes in the yard (tricked out with lazers)
He's just trying to live his Irken/Earthen Life