Different things a Dalek could be good for besides world conquest
Ever wondered what a Dalek could be good for besides invading planets and taking over them. Well this story could hold the Answer but non of these things could not happen because this is just fiction and not fact.
First off , thy would make great speed cameras. Just super glue them to a pole at the side of the road and they will be able to see when people are drivng over the speed limit or not. If someone is going at about 40 miles per hour , The Dalek could just shout out.
"SLOW DOWN OR YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED".
Another perfect job for a Dalek would be plumbing.
"ALL HUMAN PLUMBERS HAVE BEEN EX-TER-MIN-ATED , THE DAL-EKS ARE EARTH'S NEW PLUM-BERS AND WE WILL UN-BLOCK YOUR SINKS , TOI-LETS AND PLUG-HOLES. WE DEMAND TO BE PAID GOOD MON-EY FOR OUR NEW JOBS". The plumbing service of the furture is coming to your town, be prepared.
Ever bought a fifty pence dustbin and it broke in two minutes, well do not fear because the brandnew Dalek Dustbins are available in a store near you. They are better quality and will last for years and years , plus your rubbish and garbage will be Exterminated and that folks will be an end to overflowing rubbish in the garbage tip. We must warn you that Dalek Dustbins will only be available for a limited time only because they may get fed up and go back to where they came from.
Do you own a crappy egg wisk? ever tried whisking eggs yourself but failed many times , but don't wory folks because some tin-men known as Daleks have super-powered egg wisks that will wip up those eggs in two seconds flat.
"I HAVE WISKED UP YOUR EGGS,MY EGG WISK IS SUPER-POWERED QUA-LITY." So throw away all those crappy egg wisk and let a Dalek do it for you but do not insult it because not only is Their Egg wisk an Egg wisk but is also a gun that can Exterminate you bwuhahahahahahaha.
Do you live in a house full of Rats , Mice and Coakroaches and you don,t know what to do , well never fear folks because the Exterminaters aka The Daleks have arrived in town and will gladly get rid of the unwanted Pests.
"MUST EX-TER-MIN-ATE RATS". So throw away all your mice traps , vernim poison and call The Daleks round for a free of charge Extermination.
"ALL VER-NIM PESTS MUST BE DES-TROYED".
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Sorry it's a bit short but i ran out of ideas for other Dalek jobs. If you have any other ideas then please let me know then i could add them on another chapter. No flames please if there is going to be any reviews. Some people do not like their story's being insulted specially if they put alot of effort and hard work into them including me as i am trying to make my Stories more better.