Disclaimer:I own nothing.

When I first met you,your volptous figure caught my eye.

When I got to know you,baby,I thought damn...

You're beautiful

Smart

Sadistic

Accepted my beliefs in Jashin

Hell,even practiced it

I get along with you better than Kakazu

What I'm saying...hell..ah...

Lust:What?

Hidan:...

Lust:Tell me.

Hidan:...Join the Akatsuki as my lover.

Lust:Fine.

Fin.