Tessae: what have you done?
Melara: huh? Oh, this, well uh… yeah… I sort of made us Sims…
Tessae: what are Sims?
Melara: Haven't you ever played The Sims?
Tessae: no, Kat has the PC from hell, remember?
Melara: right. I forgot. Oh, right! People! There are people reading this now!!
Tessae: yeah…
Melara: Shut up! I just meant that we need to explain to them who we are!!
Tessae: o.O
Melara: Tessae isn't really my muse…
Kat: You bet he's not!!! He's all mine!!!
Melara: …and Kat is my best friend,
Dryad: *enters in a poof of green and silver smoke* We are the nights who say… NI!!
Melara: and Dryad is obsessed with Monty Python.
Kat: If you haven't ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, GO WATCH IT!!!!!
Tessae: this is why I like to work with Melara, she's slightly calmer than Kat…
Melara: Oh, right! I forgot to tell you! Kat believes herself to be The Almighty Lord Empress of the Universe, and if you don't capitalize 'the', she will kill you.
Kat: tats right! ^____^
Melara: So, I think that's all you need to know, unless you've never played the sims, in which case, just know that you create little people that are male/female and child/adult. Then you get to give them cloths, a personality, and a bio!!! I've decided to put Kat, Dryad, and myself into a house with the 5 gundam pilots. I went a little overboard with the bios…
Tessae: that's obvious
Melara: What is your problem today?!?
Tessae: YOU WOKE ME UP AT 3:07 THIS MORNING!!!!!!
Melara: Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. Anyway, enjoy the chaos!!!
Tessae: aren't you forgetting something?
Melara: Huh? What? Oh, right. Legal crap.
Legal Crap: I do not own Gundam Wing, or any of its characters. I do not own Monty Python. I do not own The Sims. In fact, the only thing I own is my kick ass computer.
Melara: Come on, I know you're all jealous, don't hide it.
Angry mob *swarms around Melara's house* TAKE THE COMPUTER!!!!
Melara: Eep!! Help me!!!
Tessae: fine. *zaps the evil mob to the Bahamas* there. They're gone now.
Melara: Yayness!!! ^_____^
Bio for Melara:
(Mel: OH! it's my bio! what do I say? what do I do! Ack! panic attack! Tessae: Just calm down. and don't make this one too long Mel: How long is too long? Tessae: oh dear...) Melara wants Quatre bad. But some strange force is pulling Quatre and Trowa together. . . (Kat: NO YAOI!!!!! Mel: it's not me! it's some strange force. . . Kat: don't make me go there. . . Mel: Eep! Run away!!! Run away!!! Tessae: Somebody stop her!) Anywhoots, (Kat: that's my word! Melara: I don't care!) She is very sophisticated, (Tessae: *cough, hack* Mel: Shut Up!) and loves to play Piano and Quatre… umm... Guitar (Kat: MEL!?!?! That was uncalled for! Quatre: *blushes* Tessae: it's too long! Mel: *looks at what she has typed, then back at Tessae* you're right. I'm sorry.) Anyway, because there is no Sim head that even looks close to Quatre, Melara and Quatre have been forced to appear as children. (Tessae: Don't let them near the paint set! Melara: oh, come on. We aren't that bad… besides, the stupid Sims game wont let you paint on anything other than the canvas. Quatre: good! I don't want anyone to ruin my house. Other Gundam pilots/Dryad/Kat: We won't. Kat: *mutters to Dryad* guess we'll have to cancel the party… Quatre: *death glare x 1000* Dryad: Run away! Run away! Gundam pilots: o.O Melara: she's obsessed with Monty Python movies. Quatre: my house is dead… Trowa: It's alright little one. Kat: *whomps Melara on the head with… a herring?* No Yaoi!!!! Mel: *mutters* no promises. Kat: What did you say? Mel: ^__^;;;)
Bio for Kat:
She is The Almighty Lord Empress of the Universe, or the ALEU. She currently has her eyes on shinigami, but does he like her? (Kat: I'll make him like me! Tessae: Suuure ya will... Duo: what'd I do? Mel: Nothing Duo, go back to sleep. Duo: oh, alright. Zzzzzz) She is perfect in every way! (Tessae: well you're just a regular Mary Poppins, now aren't you? Mel: Shut up Tessae! Tessae: Eep!) She is sister to Dryad and Melara! (Melara: whether we like it or not. Kat: now you've got it!) And will kill Melara if Trowa and Quatre fall in love. (Mel: you ruin all my fun…) She also hates long bios… (Mel: then don't look at mine, it's three times as long as yours… Kat: MEL!!! How can you have more to say about yourself than I do! Mel: I don't, but everyone else seems to want to talk during my bio…)
Bio for Dryad:
Behold the goddess of Beauty! (Kat: What! Excuse me? Did you just type what I thought you did? Mel: umm... no, that was a... Typo! yeah a typo! Tessae: o.O Mel: Shut up! Tessae: did I say anything?) So, Dryad is very fond of Trowa Barton (Mel: but that isn't his real name! Trowa: … Dryad: … Quatre: Ahh! My virgin ears! Mel/Kat: o.O Dryad/Trowa: *blush* Mel: *to Trowa* and I thought you liked Quatre! Kat: NO YAOI!!!!! Tessae: too late for that… Mel: SHUT UP!!! oh, we didn't say much about dryad, did we?. Dryad: … Quatre: Yep! that just about sums it up! Mel/Kat: o.O)
Bio for Quatre:
Cute!!! (Kat: um… that's a matter of opinion.. Mel: No you dummy! Cute as in adorable! Quatre is a kid! Kat: o.O Mel: Didn't you read my bio? Kat: no, it was too long. Mel: blame Tessae, he kept interrupting. Tessae: o.O Mel: go away! Kat/Quatre: o.O) Quatre can love both Trowa and Melara now, because one is a child, and the other is an adult! So there! (Kat: NO YAOI!!!! Mel: but Kat, it's not Yaoi. It's a child loving an adult, like family! *mutters* but I can still do anything I want in the bios…) Quatre loves to play the piano, and to paint! (Tessae: No painting! Mel: Oh no! I am not typing this conversation again, you all are just going to have to read my bio.)
Bio for Heero:
Sniff, no spandex today. (Kat: Zzzzz… Mel: wow! She didn't say anything! I can do anything without getting yelled at in this bio! Whoopee!!! Tessae: the world will be left in ashes… Gundam pilots: *nod in agreement* Dryad: NI!) Heero will be working as a hacker, because he's so good at it. He is good friends with Duo, and becoming good friends with Melara. Relena will not be on Heero's list of friends unless Kat forces him to get a girlfriend (Heero: I am a trained soldier, I do not need, nor want, a girlfriend. Mel: that's right! He want's Duo! Kat: Zzzzzz… No Yaoi… zzzzzz Everyone else [except Dryad]: o.O Dryad: NI!)
Bio for Wu-Fei:
Wu-Fei is a loner. He does not love anyone, and cannot get close to anyone. (Duo: Poor Wuffie needs a hug! Kat: *waking up* Huh? What? NO YAOI!!! Mel: that was Duo, not me. Kat: what difference does that make? Mel: if Duo says it about Wu-man, then it's a joke. Wufei: it's not Wu-man, Wuffie, Wuffers or Wu-wu! It's Wufei!!! *begins to rant* Of all the injustices… Mel: o.O Others: *nod in agreement*) Wufei will be working as a police officer because he is so obsessed with justice. (Everyone: *silence* Mel: You guuuyys! You're supposed to make smart comments! Duo/Heero: But we all agree with that… Wufei: *has gone into shock* Mel: maybe we should cut this bio short, Others: *nod in agreement* Dryad: NI! Heero: that's getting old. Trowa:… Quatre: Don't be so violent! Mel: o.O)
It's Party time!!! (Wufei: Nataku, save me! Duo: *throws confetti into the air, it lands in Wufei's hair [Mel: he he! That rhymes! Tessae: you are too easily amused. Kat: don't' interrupt the interruptions.] * Words of a professional party pooper! Come on! Loosen up! Let your hair down! Melara: *snickers* *walks over to Wufei and pulls the tie out of is ponytail, his hair falls around his face* *gasps* Wow! That looks good! Why don't you ever let it down? Wufei: *grabs a hair tie out of his pocket, and puts his hair up again.* *mutters something unintelligible*) Duo will love Kat weather he likes it or not, (Kat: that's right! Mel: if you hate long bios so much, why do you keep interrupting? Kat: ^__^;;;;;) will be working under the category of extreme with Kat (Duo: *audible gulp*) and trashes Quatre's house as a pastime. (Quatre: @__@ Heh heh heh heh, ha ha ha ha, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Heero: (points gun at Kat's head) You have forced my friend to go insane, now you must die. Kat: it wasn't me, it was Duo! Heero: *points gun at Duo, realizes that he doesn't have the heart to kill him, points gun at himself.* mission accepted. Melara: Heero! You idiot! Don't do that! *dives at Heero, attempting to push the gun out of the way, Heero's finger tightens on the trigger. Relena: *poofs in* Hi everyone! Has anyone seen Heero? *the gun goes off just as Melara pushes it out of the way. The bullet zips past Relena, ripping her new dress* Heero/Melara: Damn, I missed. *they look at each other, realize that Melara is lying on top of Heero in a suggestive manner, Melara scrambles to her feet and gets as far away from Heero as humanly possible, without leaving the computer.* Tessae: this is too long. End it here. Relena: But my dress!!! Tessae: End it!)
Bio for Trowa:
(Tessae: Now make this as short as humanly possible. Mel: alright. Then Trowa can tell them about himself. Trowa: … Quatre: Language Trowa, language. Tessae: that's my line! Mel: o.O Why don't you just let me talk without any interruptions.) Trowa will be paired with Dryad, will stay home too keep the kids out of trouble, (Trowa: NO! I am not going to do that all by myself again. Mel: Relax Trowa. Now that you don't have to deal with chibbi shinigami or gun happy Heero, you should be fine. Trowa:… Quatre: Trowa! That was uncalled for. Now apologize to Mel right now. Trowa:… Quatre: close enough. Everyone else {except Dryad}: o.O Dryad: Nmmph! Heero: *while trying to gag Dryad* let's finish this Bio before I'm forced to pull out my hand gun again. Mel: *hentai grin* Heero: and all of you are going to forget about that little scene in Duo's bio. Got it? Everyone else but Mel: *nod with stunned looks on their faces upon remembering the scene* Mel: you got it, but I think you might have enjoyed that a little. Kat: *whomps Melara on the head with, a herring!* No Hentai! Melara: then no Monty Python! Everyone: *silence* Relena [I bet you forgot she was there]: Heeeerroooo! Come to me Heero! Melara: *begins to twitch violently* Can't restrain rage. Must kill Peacecrap! *Melara grabs Heero's gun out of his spandex space and aims it at Relena.* Kat: NO! DON'T! Heero, stop her! Heero: *smiles, but makes no move to stop Melara* Kat: Heero! If you stop her, I'll… I'll… I'll give you pocky! *Heero pounces on Melara and wrestles the gun out of her hands.* Melara: *begins to sob, sometimes saying something intelligible.* so close… almost…. rid of… selfish… thinks she rules everything…. my Heero from me… Heero: now, where's my pocky. *Kat hands Heero some odd colored pocky, Heero takes a bite* What? Cheese pocky?!? *Heero shoots Relena in the head, she falls to the ground, dead* Mel: YIPPIE!!!!! Tessae: I thought this was going to be short. Mel: I told you it would be short if you hadn't interrupted me. Ack! I'm out of room
Bio for Tessae:
{this is a continuation from Trowa's Bio because the stupid Sims program cut it short, besides, who would want to listen to a bio about Tessae? He's just a stupid muse…} Tessae: that's not fair! This is my Bio! I want to say something! Melara: you just did. Are you happy now? Tessae: No. I want something to be said about me. Melara: oh, alright Tessae is my muse. Kat: NO! HE'S MINE!!! Melara: sorry, another typo. Tessae is Kat's muse. And a very cute one at that. Tessae, are you sure you won't let me put you in that topless outfit? Tessae: That's it. End the thing right here! Dryad: *has gotten the gag out of her mouth.* I'll do it! *she snaps her fingers and the words 'the end' appear on the screen with Monty Python music playing in the background. A big cartoon foot squishes them with a splat sound. Mel[as a voice over]: I am now free to put in all the Hentai I want! *to Kat* You broke your end of the bargain! Tessae[also as a voice over]: But it's over. You can't say anything else now. We did bio's for all 8 of you! Mel: *while being dragged away from the microphones* But I still have Relena to do! And I could make a Zechs and Noin house! And a Treize and Une home! The possibilities are endless! Bwa ha ha ha! *nice people in white coats are putting a straight jacket on Melara* I'll be back with more Ridiculously long bios, and next time, I won't even put in anything about the person! I will have my revenge! BWA HA HA HA!! Quatre: YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO RECK MY HOUSE!!!! *the nice men in the white coats also put a straight jacket on Quatre, and put him into the back of a truck with Melara.* Tessae: can we Please end it here? Kat: good idea. Everyone else: o.O)
Bio for Relena Peacecraft:
Tessae: umm… didn't Heero kill Relena? Melara: Heh heh heh… Tessae: and when did they let you out? Melara: No building can contain me! I am the most intelligent being in the universe!!! Bwa ha ha ha!!! Tessae: If you're so smart, then why can't you spell intelligent? Melara: *death glare x 1000* Tessae: *unaffected* But Relena is dead, so you don't get to write anymore long bios. Melara: But… but… Tessae: NO BUTS!!!!! Now end this right here. The ghost of Relena: But I want a bio… Melara: YES!!! WE MUST GIVE RELENA A BIO!!!!! Heero: I will not let you please her. End the bio. Other Gundam pilots: YES! END IT! END IT!!!! Relena ghost: I won't be able to rest in peace until you give me a bio. Melara: That's right. You all will be haunted by the ghost of Relena Peacecrap until I give her a bio. Relena: that's right… HEY!!! Melara: Now lets give her a bio so she will leave you alone! Other Gundam pilots/Tessae: *groan* Melara: Quatre, you can leave now. Quatre: ^_______^ Duo: what about me? Melara: I'll try to zap you out… Heero: don't do it Duo. Duo: YES! Anything to get me out of this stupid bio!!! Melara: you asked for it… here we go! *Melara zaps at Duo, and he grows a third eye in the middle of his head.* Melara: Umm… I changed my mind. Why don't you just leave with Quatre. Duo: ^__^__^ Quatre: O.O save me… *Quatre turns as white as Relena ghost, then passes out. Trowa kindly catches him before he smacks his head on the ground.* Duo: oo.O Heero: *points gun at Melara* Fix it before I redecorate your room with your brains. Melara: Alright! Alright! No need to get violent! I'll fix him! Duo: Is something wrong? Melara: um... no everything's just fine. Duo: then why did Quatre just pass out? Melara: *zaps at Duo. The third eye disappears, but so does half of Duo's beloved braid. Duo: Umm… can I go now? Heero: O.O Duo, your hair! Duo: What? Melara: Nothing Duo. *Melara quickly zaps Duo's braid and it returns to normal length, but unbraids it's self. Heero: *dumbfounded* Wow. I've never seen you with your hair down before. *thinks* why do I want do touch it so badly… Kat: *poofs in* NO YAOI!!!!!!! Melara: . I'm in trouble… Kat: You bet you are! I can't leave you alone for one day with out you trying to pull some stunt like that… (Kat continues to rant like a wild woman) Melara: So Relena, are you happy? You got your bio! Relena: *is playing the Sims* if you ever put me in this addictive game, I shall kill you. Heero: But you aren't allowed to do that. You're a… Melara: *finishing Heero's sentence* Peacecrap! Relena ghost: THAT"S IT!!!! I DON"T HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS I'M A GHOST! NOW GO AWAY!!!! Ghostbusters: WHO YA GONNA CALL? Melara: go away. We can handle this. Duo: how do you get rid of a Peacecrap? Melara: Squish her stupid pink limo!!! Relena ghost: I'm not leaving. Heero: I will stop trying to kill myself if you don't leave right now. Relena: I'll see you in the next bio Hee-chan! Melara: there will be no more bios. Tessae: good. Melara: and this one will never go into the Sims. Tessae: good. Melara: Popcorn anyone? Duo: Yayness!!!! ^________^ Other GPs: ^__^;;;;;;
Melara: Oh, I forgot to tell you that I haven't actually tried to put Tessae and Relena into houses yet, so the Relena bio might be too long to fit…
Tessae: just don't put me in the same house with the Peacecrap.
Melara: Don't step in the Peacecrap!!!
Kat: o.O
Tessae: O.o
Dryad: NI!!!!!
Melara: ^__^;;;;; Anywho… Review!!! And tell me whether or not I should write a fic based on the activities of the Sims in the house.
Kat: Just as long as there's no Yaoi…
Melara: *mutters* still, no promises…
*SLAP SLAP SLAP!! thud…*
Kat: *after slapping Melara senseless* There. Now I get to type!!!
Tessae: No,
Kat: why not?
Tessae: because this is the end.
Kat: oh.
Tessae: review!!!
Kat: Flames are welcome because it's not my fault!!!!
Melara: *groans*
Kat: go back to sleep, it's over
Tessae: then why do you keep typing?
Dryad: NI!!!!