A/N sorry for not uploading ANYTHING! It was Christmas and I didn't get a chance to go on my laptop. So here's a little one-shot, based off a story called "Advice" by Sam-Chan and Jason-Kun. ((Check out their stories!)) Also contains two OCs called Israel and Saudi Arabia.
~~~~No-one's POV~~~~
It was a beautiful day in Greece, where the world meeting was being held of course! Everyone walked in through the door chatting happily whilst Turkey limped in, grumbling swear words after a… sexual event… that happened the day before the meeting (getting his sweet spot hit a gazillion times by Greece of course). Greece looked around happily as all the nations sat down. "I have nothing wrong with my country apart from I have united with Turkey!" Greece said happily. Shit… wrong move.
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"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GREECE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" A very pissed off and confused Egypt yelled from the other side of the REALLY long table. "Yes. Yes I am." Greece spoke softly. "Well I have something to say as well." England spoke up. "You're gay? Well that's a new one." A very bored Israel sighed leaning his head on Saudi Arabia's chest. "Shut it 'Issi'! As I was saying Germany and I have united. Anyone got a problem with that?" "No we don't. Can we go home now? I wanna fuck Saudi so hard that he won't be able to walk for a week." Israel sighed again, glaring at England about the stupid nickname. "Hehehe… well, bye Mr. England!" A furiously blushing Saudi Arabia stuttered out and raced out of the meeting room with Israel. "Well… since that's settled…. Meeting dismissed." Greece said loudly. Everyone left quickly, wanting to get away from the awkwardness of the room. Only two people remained; Germany and Turkey. "So Germany, I saw you getting pounded into by England… I never knew that you were uke in this." Turkey said smirking at a blushing Germany. "Same with you Turkey, getting pounded in the sweet spot by Greece, eh?" now they were both blushing. "Hahaha, you guys are such ukes! It's unbelievable!" Sam-Chan and Estella said laughing like mad. "WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!" Germany and Turkey both said, Chasing after the giggling girls. Damn, life is great to film yaoi…
A/N it sucks I know! But I don't give two shits about that! XD